H.a.

[hybridsol]

Originally posted by 90civicrider
I have a little story to add.

One of my ex-girlfriends that I was with for a little over 8 months asked me this question:
Brace yourself it's something you NEVER wanna be asked.
"Would you rather me die, or you crash your car..."
I froze, deep down i knew the answer but hesitated to say it.. she could tell what the answer was. haha she was mad at me for quite a while..
[/b]

You too huh?

My response was "can we not talk about my car dying?"
Ever get this one- "You spend more time with your car than with me"
I responded- "she said the same thing about you"

[Tony]

Originally posted by hybridsol

You too huh?

My response was "can we not talk about my car dying?"
Ever get this one- "You spend more time with your car than with me"
I responded- "she said the same thing about you"

i would die if something happened to my car. If anyone says anything about them doing something to my car....man that is the quickest way to piss me off. That car means the most to me.

[jeef]

Originally posted by Theodditie




i would die if something happened to my car. If anyone says anything about them doing something to my car....man that is the quickest way to piss me off. That car means the most to me.

dude i so hear you on that one... if any one were to f with my rex and i found out who it was there would so be a brutal ass kicking, that was my greatest fear in highschool... b/c my car set outside of work and school for countless hours it was alway in the same spot... and i was afriad if i pissed someone off shit could go bad heh so yeah i kept my thoughts to myself to protect my babie... i miss her too, haven't seen her since early december... need to go pay her a visit...

[Tony]

man, someone just says something about my car, other than that they don't like it or some shit like that. Man I have to do everything I can to hold back from kickin their ass before they touch her.

[amy@af]

i have a good man he doesn't mind my little obsession. we are 2 completely different people. i like the little details and i take really good care of my car. his theory is "if it doesn't make it go faster, it SUCKS!" and never cleans his car. he gets me parts for my car for holidays. but he doesn't get the parts he wants. he gets stuff he knows i want....like the CF intake he rawks :ylsuper.

this is OT...but so is this thread. so what the hell, why not? dropshop sent me this and i found it pretty funny:

Title: Wife 1.0 Tech

Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
and noticed that
the new program began unexpected child processing that
took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
No mention of this phenomenon was included in the
product.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
programs and launches during system initialization,
where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker night 10.3, Drunken Boys
Night 2.5 and
Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the
system whenever
selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the
background while
attempting to run some of my other favorite
applications.
I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but
the uninstall does
not work on this program. Can you help me, please!!!
Thanks, A TROUBLED USER

Dear TROUBLED USER:
This is a very common problem men complain about but
is mostly due to a primary
misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0
to Wife 1.0 with the idea
that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES ENTERTAINMENT
program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its
creator to run everything.
It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and
still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0.
Hidden operating files within your system would cause
Girlfriend 7.0 to
emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is
impossible to uninstall,
delete, or purge the program files from the system
once installed. You
cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is
not designed to do this. Some have tried to install
Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with
more problems than the original system. Look in your
manual under "Warnings - Alimony/Child Support". I
recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal
with the situation. I suggest installing background
application program C:\YES DEAR to
alleviate software augmentation. Having Wife 1.0
installed myself, I
might also suggest you read the entire section
regarding General
Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all
responsibility for faults and problems that might
occur, regardless of their cause.
The best course of action will be to enter the command

C:\APOLOGIZE.
In any case avoid excessive use of YES DEAR because
ultimately you will have to give
the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will
return to normal.
The system will run smoothly as long as you take the
blame for all the GPFs.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high
maintenance.
Consider buying additional software to improve the
performance of Wife 1.0.-- I
recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0.
Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary
With Short Skirt 3.3! This is not
a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to
cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck.
Tech Support.

[gunnmen01]

LOL, that's fucking funny...im gonna print that out and keep it...i have wife 1.0 at home , i have the same problems that guy does.....


gunnmen01

[91EF3ZC]

HELLO EVERYONE, MY NAME IS MIKE AND I AM A HONDA-HOLIC.

IT ALL STARTED BACK IN 95 WHEN I BOUGHT MY FIRST Si. A SHINEY
BLACK 92 CIVIC SI. IT JUST GOT WORSE FROM THERE. A FEW YEARS LATER I BOUGHT A 90 INTEGRA GS, THEN A 85 CIVIC 1500-S, THEN A 91 CIVIC Si. NOW MY SISTER IN-LAW IS SELLING A 94 CIVIC EX COUPE, I WANT THAT TOO!!! I REALLY NEED HELP. I CAN'T STOP!!
MY WIFE MADE ME SELL TWO OF THE CARS. I REALLY COULDN'T AFORD THE INSURANCE ALL 4, PLUS HER CAR, A 2000 LEGACY GT.
WELL I SOLD THE INTEGRA AND THE 85 CIVIC 1500-S. BUT I KEPT THE TWO Si's. I AM TRYING TO BUY THAT EX COUPE, BUT IF I DO I WILL PROBALY BE SLEEPING IN IT.

THANK YOU FOR LISTINING, I FEEL A GREAT SENSE OF COMFORT KNOWING I AM NOT ALONE.

[amy@af]

Originally posted by 91EF3ZC


THANK YOU FOR LISTINING, I FEEL A GREAT SENSE OF COMFORT KNOWING I AM NOT ALONE.

Hello Mike

stick with us and you'll never be alone. there are some truly sick people up in here :flash: and i wouldn't have it any other way :flash: