Okokok... Why is it that everytime

[stepho]

Originally Posted by Earlsfat

Over my dead body. NO ONE touches RD but me and those deputized by me.

Deputization only comes after thorough research into ones knowledge of all things Chevrolet, ones ability to consume large quantities of non-girly alcoholic beverages, ones commitment to the cause of all things funny (such as farts, feeding dogs brussels sprouts, bad sex, farts, automotive mishaps, farts, hi-lights clips of great football hits and ... farts), ones commitment to ones buddies in times of need (RD not running, Jim out of beer / booze, no cheesesteak supplies in fridge, etc), ones ability to successfully fend off midgets whilst partaking of heinous carnage on Xbox 360, ones ability to successfully fend of intrusions by females into the sanctity of: Xbox 360 games, "working" on RD in the garage - or just being in the garage in general, a good laugh at a ridiculously long fart, etc, ones ability to aid in the renovation / construction process - amongst other technical qualifications. Only a limited few have actually passed these qualifications, and I can assure you that the only female to have passed these qualifications would be my wife only because she side-stepped the deputization process by providing "services" whilst I was: driving RD, working on RD, putting in a hardwood floor, playing Xbox 360, etc. (That still doesn't mean she's allowed within 30 feet of RD with any sort of tool (except mine ).

HAHAHA! Hilarious. Reminds me of Dr. Cox from Scrubs.

[Blackcrow64]

Originally Posted by Earlsfat

Over my dead body. NO ONE touches RD but me and those deputized by me.

Deputization only comes after thorough research into ones knowledge of all things Chevrolet, ones ability to consume large quantities of non-girly alcoholic beverages, ones commitment to the cause of all things funny (such as farts, feeding dogs brussels sprouts, bad sex, farts, automotive mishaps, farts, hi-lights clips of great football hits and ... farts), ones commitment to ones buddies in times of need (RD not running, Jim out of beer / booze, no cheesesteak supplies in fridge, etc), ones ability to successfully fend off midgets whilst partaking of heinous carnage on Xbox 360, ones ability to successfully fend of intrusions by females into the sanctity of: Xbox 360 games, "working" on RD in the garage - or just being in the garage in general, a good laugh at a ridiculously long fart, etc, ones ability to aid in the renovation / construction process - amongst other technical qualifications. Only a limited few have actually passed these qualifications, and I can assure you that the only female to have passed these qualifications would be my wife only because she side-stepped the deputization process by providing "services" whilst I was: driving RD, working on RD, putting in a hardwood floor, playing Xbox 360, etc. (That still doesn't mean she's allowed within 30 feet of RD with any sort of tool (except mine ).

I got so lost reading that... What the hell is RD?

[stepho]

Originally Posted by Blackcrow64

I got so lost reading that... What the hell is RD?

Where have you been? RD is short for Red Death which Jim affectionately named his Camaro.

[Earlsfat]

Originally Posted by Blackcrow64

I got so lost reading that... What the hell is RD?

** Immediately kicked to the back of the line for deputization **

No brussels sprouts, cheesesteaks, beers / booze or burnouts for you, buddy. You got a whole lot of catching up to do.

THIS is Red Death ** Because if you don't get outta my way you're gonna be part of my paint job.



This bitch has been the largest pain in the ass ever nightmared by me... times 2.

[Blackcrow64]

Holy squirrel fucking!

That thing is tits!

Sorry, I think I had heard it called Red Death before, I just wasn't thinking right.

[SG007]

Originally Posted by Earlsfat

Because if you don't get outta my way you're gonna be part of my paint job.

If it ever runs again.....

[goldz28]

Ouch that has to hurt.

[Earlsfat]

Originally Posted by SG007

If it ever runs again.....

SG, ... Play nice...

I would have the time to finish it if it weren't for the dirty, rotten, no good IRS and the State of PA Department of Community and Economic Development and the PA Department of Revenue and the idiot governor... audits, audits, audits.

On a positive note, think I have wiring problem down to a bad alternator. But I also want a 770 Street Avenger (was thinking 870, but that'll make me even poorer, lol) and a couple other toys before I go ahead a sew it up.

Not sure if I just want to sideline it until April, or get it running just for peace of mind... but if I wait, it'll be done right, no half-assing to get it temporarily running.


EDIT: LMAO, you'll REALLY be a part of the paint job now... brakes aren't hooked up.

[goldz28]

Just do it right

[SG007]

Originally Posted by Earlsfat

SG, ... Play nice...

On a positive note, think I have wiring problem down to a bad alternator. But I also want a 770 Street Avenger (was thinking 870, but that'll make me even poorer, lol) and a couple other toys before I go ahead a sew it up.

what?

You know, I could come over and help with the alternator....

[goldz28]

You two need to get a fuckin room

[SG007]

hush goldie!

[Blackcrow64]

Originally Posted by SG007

If it ever runs again.....

It feels good to know I'm not the only one who hear's that joke a lot about his project car. lol

[wrightz28]

Originally Posted by Earlsfat

The funny part is I could actually see myself standing at a podium rattling that off to a bunch of people wanting to be deputized. Cowboy hat, cowboy boots, handle bar moustache, big old sunglasses, badge on lapel... the whole 9 yards.

I've gotta get my good ol wicker cowboy hat with the plastic star and my Hop-a-long Cassidy watch back.

[wrightz28]

Originally Posted by Earlsfat

On a positive note, think I have wiring problem down to a bad alternator. .

This is one of those things that just picks and picks at the back of my mind, there were no issues with the alternator prior to dissasembly, right? SO, what has changed???