Condoms

[speedphreak]

Lamb skin or i like the trojan magnums....OR birth control...but you should probably still wrap it!

[jon@af]

Originally Posted by GTmike400

I unfortunately know more about some AF members than I ever wanted to know.

You have no idea.

[XeVeNskyLiNE]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

Birth control ftw. But aside from that I use Magnums (which have a mystical rep for being fillable only by elephants and telephone poles but are really just more comfortable imo) and they never give me problems.

Amen to that. I ran outta condoms Friday night, so Sunday when she was over she whipped out a Magnum and I didn't even realize it till I read the packaging the next morning, lol. Every time I use condoms I'm like a marathon runner. Smashed for the first time without one this weekend and damn...I gotta try these sensitive condoms you guys are talkin about.

[Damien]

So...what are condoms?











































if you do not detect that sarcasm in that, i will come slap you!

[00accord44]

I unfortunately may have to retract my endorsment of magnums. It has been brought to my attention that something may have gotten past the shield over the last couple weeks. I know the condoms stayed on and none popped as far as I know but apparently my lady friend is 'late' and freaking out. I'm keeping my fingers crossed

[Damien]

Mine is a little nauseas lately. But that one week of the month is stilla couple days away so no way of knowing. Hoping it's just stress from new job and alot of other crap going on. Also proves something about me that I dind't think was possible. Playing soccer for 13yrs, you have a few accidents happen.

[00accord44]

Well I smoked weed since 13 years old but I'm alarmingly potent which has been brought to my attention numerous times in the last couple years. Although this is the first scare I've ever had after wearing a condom

[Damien]

I had one before this, but she was always late. Weird...but cool, cause there were no one week breaks often.

[XeVeNskyLiNE]

So with all this talk, the question is now how many of us have illegitimate children.

[00accord44]

None as far as I've been told although there is "The Mystery Baby" (as we call her) that was the result of wild reckless high school days. There are 4 prime suspects (me, two of my friends, and some other guy) but I don't believe anyone has officially been named/tested as the pappy. I've been told by the girl's ex-best friend that the baby looks like my buddy and has his eyebrows As long as she didn't come out with my eyes then the eye of suspicion passes over me. That was back in 2000.

Then there was "The Miscarriage" (2002) and also "The Morning After Pill" (2007) incidents. This incident shall henceforth be known as "The Condom".

[XeVeNskyLiNE]

Quite the trilogy you got there.

I heard a month back that my pops had a kid that I've NEVER heard of. Some shit like he denies it, but yet there's an old pic of me when I was younger, standing next to this other child and his mother. And that my grandmother still calls the woman to see how the child is doing. I was like whoa, wtf mate?

I think us "African-American's" are attached illegitimate children as soon as we hit puberty. Its times like that I claim my other other nationalities

[00accord44]

I think we're required by law to have at least one baby momma. I managed to get by thus far without meeting quota but I make up for it with arrests

[Damien]

I may have one. She never told me. Jsut moved away and said if she did she wouldn't tell me but have an abortion or yes she'd be in huge trouble. She was muslim. Other than that...I'm in clear. And it was possible for her because she was late, getting sick, and sleeping alot.

Still, I'm in the clear and should stay that way since I'm with the one I want to be with always now.

*insert sappy song here*

[00accord44]

[XeVeNskyLiNE]

Those sweaters were the hot sauce. Mmmmm sweet sweet neck cleavage.


Oh and btw, if there's any youngins in the room, please use condoms. You don't want to end up on an un-aired episode of Chapelle's Show as a STD infected puppet, mmmkay.