
10-27-2002, 02:15 PM
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Funding the welfare state
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Quote:
Originally posted by DaFoo
I always wanted an IH8 COPS license plate, but I am too scared to drive around with it on.
COP: Sir, you were doing 53mph in a 35.
ME: I know, I'm dyslexic.
COP: I also think that your license plate spells out "I hate cops," so I am also going to write you a ticket for no seatbelt, no front plate, not using your turn signal, not coming to a complete stop, and (WHAM with the billy club) a busted tail light.
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Thats exactly why you should piss off the boys in blue. They can be big enough assholes without any prompting.
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