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"All dady wanted was a blow job."

Lol thats the best.
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Re: Gallery of Laughs (56K Death)

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well the freshman 15 isnt really that hard to avoid if you dont drink constantly and eat fries and mountain dew for every meal.
i havent touched the desert bar so far this year.
still, some girls actually look better with 5 pounds or so on them.
I drink once or twice a week, well i did but i haven't been drunk in over two weeks sadly. rowing workout's really help keep weight off. and it's also agreed that some girls look better with a little extra, but when you pudge up like this one girl i know it's actually kinda funny. i knew this girl in high school, she was two years older, then i get to uni, she's going there and i almost burst out laughing. this girl had a nice figure in high school but must've gained like 40 or 50lbs since she left for university.
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Re: Gallery of Laughs (56K Death)

There's a thread just like this on GTplanet.net (gran turismo forums) and there's basically the funniest thing I have ever read on there, it's a book report on Oedipus, gangsta style (rated-R) and it shows how the teacher graded it "language" and "this never happened did it?" It's got a TON of red pen marks
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link?
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http://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showth...light=funniest

and the book report is...lost, hang on
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http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/7764/14020jf.jpg found it

edit: just finished reading it, it's pretty funny.

the greeks invented anal lube

haha and he cited tubgirl.com as one of his references, wonder if the teacher actually visited that site (BTW don't bother visiting it, it's a girl in a tub craping all over herself, it's really nasty)
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I'm asking the mods if they know where it is, It migth have been removed for profanity, and that's just BS, but I'm probably not allowed to post it here either so If I find it, I'll let you guys know.
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i found it, don't worry, it's on page 3, 4, or 5
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this pic really deserves is own thread, but I guess i wont make it now and post it here

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hahaha that's awesome
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Re: Gallery of Laughs (56K Death)

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/essay/1

warning has a lot of cursing
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Holy hell, both of those were genuis.
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Re: Gallery of Laughs (56K Death)

Nunchuks.

Damn, not Chuck Norris again.
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lol, funny, I love tha devorce letter.....
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