Have never Hit up a girl in the clubs!!!!

[beef_bourito]

weightlifting calluses aren't that bad. the thing i don't like about my calluses going away a bit is that i get blisters when i get back on the water. they aren't as bad as when i just started but after being off of the water for a few months, your hands need to roughen up a bit.

[GreyGoose006]

thing about weight lifting that i hate is that new weights have really sharp ridges on the grips...

better get back on topic tho.

[beef_bourito]

I like the ones with the little bumps, don't konw what ridges you're talking about, haven't seen them yet.

anyways as for getting back on topic, i met this girl, at an engineering party of all places lol, and we were both pretty drunk, i was more drunkerer and alot more stoneder, and we talked and made out alot. anyways, she turned me down for sex for whatever reason, i think it's either because she's catholic (not sure if she is but the friend who brought her is catholic) or because she knew that the friend she was going home with wasn't going to let me come (pun intended) because she's catholic. either that or she just doesn't want to have sex with someone she's never met.

but anyways she seemed pretty cool and i got her number today (party was friday but i didn't have a pen and was too drunk to remember to look in the kitchen for a pen, it was a house party) and we'll see how that goes.

so my suggestion if you go to clubs with friends would be to look for a girl that you can sort of sit down and have a few drinks with and talk to, since you don't seem to want to hook up at the club you could at least try to get a friend or girlfriend there so that you're doing something (or someone lol)

[GreyGoose006]

you know? i seem to have the WORST luck in those situations.
i can never seem to get anywhere and just end up staggering my way home drunk and horny.
whats the big secret?

i seem to be better off sober. usually...

unless i'm really stoned, then i get really chill and feel good no matter what.

[beef_bourito]

well i started talking to her before i got drunk, then i got trashed and stoned and sat down with her for a chat, sort of, i don't remember what we talked about, or if we talked at all. all i remember is having a smoke with her and her not believing that i don't smoke (which i don't, i tried a few puffs in junior high and hadn't smoked entire cigs until that night)

[GreyGoose006]

oh and the ridges...the ones around here have a sharp diamond cut pattern.

i tried to draw an ASCII picture but it got all jumbled up...

[beef_bourito]

no idea, don't think i've encountered them, all i can think of are the ones with the little bumps and those are more comfortable to me.

[GreyGoose006]

hahah i've got a story like that... only worse.

i was at a big party last night before school starts, and was getting smashed.
i was a little drunk, and i saw this really hot girl and went over to talk.
she wasnt drinking that night, so it was a little akward at first, but the more i drank, the less akward it was... anyway, fast foreward to tomorrow night. i was at another party and saw her there. we were both a little drunk, so i went up to talk to her. my judgement was a little lacking, so the first thing that came out of my mouth was
"Hey... You're still hot"
obviously, that didnt go over too well.

aaaah, the things i do when i've had too much jungle juice...

[beef_bourito]

the worst i've said is "you're drunk enough to have sex with me" that's after drinking WAAAAAY too much and being bent over a toilet for about a half hour puking my guts out.

[GreyGoose006]

did the puking come before or after the "you're drunk enough to have sex with me"...
if it was after, then its her problem.
if it was before, then its your problem. puke breath is a definite mood killer.

[beef_bourito]

well the night went like this:
predrank enough that i was really really drunk
went to a bar where i proceeded to drink a shitload of different drinks (not good on the stomach), enough to get me pissed drunk normally but i was already gone
got back to campus where we ate
puked in public bathroom
went to a guy's room to hang out and drink more (spent half an hour wrapped around the toilet)
went back to her room where i used my sexy pickup line
pulled her down as she was leaning over me, she tripped and hit her head on the wall lol (not my proudest moment, she still wont let me live it down, it happened in the second week of school)
then somehow ended up in her roommates bed on top of her, didn't have sex i remember that much, i just don't remember why we were both in that bed.

and as for puke breath not being attractive, i hadn't eaten all day (other than a banana and a piece of cake) and went over to a friends house where me, the friend (girl), another guy and another girl who had told me she wanted to sleep with me, all got pissed drunk. i didn't have anything in my stomach so i ended up puking alot. anyways, once i was done i rinsed my mouth out with water, went downstairs, made out with the girl who wanted me, and that's where it stops being PG13.

[GreyGoose006]

sounds fun. i hate puking tho.

[beef_bourito]

i normally hate puking but i honestly don't care when i'm drunk. i barely feel anything and the taste goes away prety quckly... until the next morning, that's when it's the worst.

[GreyGoose006]

its that lingering smell that gets me.

[ghostrx7]

i dont mind puking when im retarded either, and it usually makes me feel better the next day. the worst is not puking and having the alchohol sit in ur stomach all night, then waking up and puking. puking while drunk>puking while hungover...