Is Resistance Futile?

[BNaylor]

Originally Posted by wrightz28

Oh, that would be perfect, all it needs is a keg tapper shapped chimney!

But,


A Port-a-pot by the front proch be a convenience factor too

Outhouse would be nice.

Yup, you have to watch out for those mountain crabs, they jump 30 feet high. And those pigs come in handy to make methane gas.

[wrightz28]

Originally Posted by bnaylor

Yup, you have to watch out for those mountain crabs, they jump 30 feet high.

They'll assimilate you too.

[vrmlbasic]

Nah, I was talking about the lack of rundown rancher houses, busted up streets, couple of rusty cars in the backyard, maybe a ford : (God forbid) in the driveway, and of course....some looser house across the street with the stupid low-rider pickup....

(The latter isn't redneck, but there are loosers ruining the redneck areas with their non 'neck ways)

They're a redneck by location, but not by action.

.....and they're spreading.....

**Yes, you will be assimilated.