I have an equestrian...

[Nicole8188]

Bah! Jackasses! Way to take a serious question and screw it up...

[Damien]

well, it really describes who we are. anything that would seem smart probably would look pointless to them.

so yeah, as ted kennedy would say "B0o0o0o0o0o0ze!!!"

[2.2 Straight six]

i think, as well as the saddle, i'd put in a jar of honey.

honey because it's the only food that doesn't spoil, so it could float through space for thousands of years, and it would still be good if they ever found it.

[vinnym86]

unless it gets in their eyes... then its an act of war. you'd be the earth's undoing. not that it wasn't self-subjectedly iminent, anyway... HOkay, so here's thee earth... fucking kangaroos.

i'd say a tab, and dvd of Alice in wonderland.

and Dark Side of the Moon.

[Gohan Ryu]

Originally Posted by 2.2 Straight six

i think, as well as the saddle, i'd put in a jar of honey.

honey because it's the only food that doesn't spoil, so it could float through space for thousands of years, and it would still be good if they ever found it.

Would you eat something that was regurgitated from the belly of an insect from another planet?

I would put in a video of a daily news broadcast and a recent copy of the Times or some other newspaper. That way the aliens could see what a f*cked up world we created for ourselves. I would also include a DVD of "The Spy Who Shagged Me" and the URL for Youtube just so they'd know we're not all assholes all of the time.

[Neutrino]

Originally Posted by 2.2 Straight six

i think, as well as the saddle, i'd put in a jar of honey.

honey because it's the only food that doesn't spoil, so it could float through space for thousands of years, and it would still be good if they ever found it.

At the average space temp all biological processes will have stopped so food cannot spoil. You feel free to send a nice rare steak, oh wait you are from England better make that well done steak to avoid all that mad cow issue.



Anyway back to the subject at hand i would send 2.2 Straight six so he can avoid Nicole's massively angry female fury for contributing to the smartass-ines in her her thread.

[ghostrx7]

bp2kmax already said it for me...... some sweet cheeba! with seeds of coarse...

[MonsterBengt]

Our Emos

[Toksin]

Originally Posted by MonsterBengt

Our Emos

Are you trying to start an interstellar war?

[MonsterBengt]

Originally Posted by Toksin

Are you trying to start an interstellar war?

Emos are containeous. Alies would become emo, and aliens would get depressed.

We know that emo culture do shit for mankind or society.

To join the military is contributing to society, right?

So no emo aliens would want to join their military to invade us.

[elementskater15]

i'd send a big bucket of KY jelly..man's greatest achievement

[ci5ic]

Roseanne Barr or maybe a box of q-tips.

[lyand]

so hummer ,good idea ,

[KustmAce]

booze x2

[IIwhitexb0iII]

Kim Jong-il

aliens won't let you be wronery when they're busy probing you and what not