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Old 10-19-2006, 07:26 AM
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Re: ever get hit in the nads?

So I take it he still have not talk to you? If he is going to through the last two years away for that, you are 110% rither EFF him...
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Re: ever get hit in the nads?

Last night, I was playing some b-ball in 40* temps and got hit in the sac... by the basketball. That was no fun. I went down immediately. Sat out for about 10 minutes and felt like I had to throw up the rest of the night. Everything feels much better this morning now. Just thought I'd share.
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Re: ever get hit in the nads?

ooh, bad move. don't even joke when it comes to the nads (ha ha, i thought i was the only one who called them nads..) they're sensitive and by god it can hurt when they get hit. one of my friends (female) kicked me in the nads once, with a full-on kick and i was reduced to spending literally half an hour, on the floor clutching them and moaning. i didn't fall out with her, but it really really hurt.

maybe he just has sensitive balls, or maybe like wright said, he strained that area. i've done the straining, and it's not pleasant at all, it makes any leg movement painful.
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MOANING? Did he get off from it? (Maybe that was his first touch from a female?)

And depending on how light the tap was it could be just as bad as a full force graze... it really depends on where your nuts where smacked/tapped and how hard.

(Why isn't anyone helping me out here??? You guys have nuts... don't you?)
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Re: ever get hit in the nads?

guess i should say how it felt when i had my vasectomy
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Re: ever get hit in the nads?

Yeah he still hasn't returned my calls. He's such a baby, whenever he gets upset he throws a fit and won't pick up the phone for days. It's maddening.
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Re: ever get hit in the nads?

Well for every day he does not answer. When he does and he wants to come over and, well you know. Make him wait that many days...lol.
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Re: ever get hit in the nads?

This reminds of the Eddie Murphy joke with the lion who could make stars come out

And he kciked him in the ding-ding.
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Re: ever get hit in the nads?

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Yeah he still hasn't returned my calls. He's such a baby, whenever he gets upset he throws a fit and won't pick up the phone for days. It's maddening.
Sounds like something a female would do.
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Re: ever get hit in the nads?

Well last time I checked females don't got no testes, but...lol
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Re: ever get hit in the nads?

Look, I'll tell you what SG, if it'll make you feel better, you can pretend it was MY nuts you smacked and you could make it up to me.
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Re: ever get hit in the nads?

you already know the answer to that one, sweetheart!
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Re: ever get hit in the nads?

oh i have a story....two of my friends started talking about some other kid who had a swolen testicle...anyways that led one friend to pull out his sac and then the other followed suit to compare nut size claiming it was scientific because friend one is white and friend two is black...i have strange friends....... then friend one jimmy tapped friend two hard and bare skin...i thought the guy was dead for a minute because he just dropped and didnt move and wasnt making any noise. lol i couldnt stop laughing hahahaha


and yeah this guy who isnt calling back is being too emotional about it....
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Re: ever get hit in the nads?

He finally called me last night, although the conversation was very awkward...lol
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Re: ever get hit in the nads?

elaborate on "awkward"...
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