Mario, a communist?

[RVDNuT374]

Originally posted by gang$tarr
haha that's funny...

it reminds me of a song by this underground rapper called Benefit lol
this is the first verse, the songs a joke


It's 1986 I'm in the first grade
I'm workin really hard to get Mario laid
I gotta save the Princess so he can get the pussy
Believe me, Mario would get that ass so fuck Luigi
Mario really wants to get her in bed
So bad that he's bustin up bricks with his head
He just wants sex, so forget the wedding bells
Jumpin on little mushrooms and turtle shells
Droppin down green pipes and secret passage ways
Makin his move to the end where the final castle lays
Eat a magic mushroom grow a little higher
Eat a white flower and spit balls of fire
I'm gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer
It's gotta be hard to get laid if you're a plumber
That's why I'm gonna work extra hard for my man
And get him to the end so he can stop using his hand
Mario doesn't wanna get hit he'll shrink
Princess won't fuck a little kid, I think
So stay grown and attend to your own
And eventually the Princess will attend to your bone

:hehehe:

[gang$tarr]

Originally posted by Heep




That's great

lol
the songs called Warp to World 6-9 by Benefit.... probably the funnyest hip hop song i've heard lol
And the beat is made up of sounds from the game

The guys a joker, he has a song making fun of midgets too haha

[Heep]

Originally posted by gang$tarr


lol
the songs called Warp to World 6-9 by Benefit.... probably the funnyest hip hop song i've heard lol
And the beat is made up of sounds from the game

The guys a joker, he has a song making fun of midgets too haha

Yeah, I just downloaded it, I found it as Benefit - Super Mario Brothers Rap but whatever...I love the electronic voice talking about getting some, lol