monkeys for security guards

[drewh4386]

So what happens when it is really so easy a monkey can do it? Hmmmm.

[cody_e]

Originally Posted by poormillionaire2

India has subways?

You didn't hear about the Bombay subway bombings?

The monkey handlers get the money I presume.

[HangmansJoke14]

Funny story actually, I didn't have cash to play poker one night so I was designated the "Dealer monkey"

We later heard about the monkey playing poker... needless to say, laughter ensued.

*Edit*
P.S. Don't feel bad about not knowing there were subways there. I didn't even know there was anything EXCEPT monkeys and quite a few people... I think that's where the monkey revolution will start... but I might just be crazy.

[Officer Redneck]

Damn monkeys. They'll be taking my job if the State of Illinois finds out about this.

[highteknology]

Originally Posted by cody_e

You didn't hear about the Bombay subway bombings?

The monkey handlers get the money I presume.

yeah, the handler gets the money.

on a side note, Bombay is now knows as Mumbai.

[ThatRoundHeadedKid]

reminds me of those lowjack commercials I think, or some saftey or insurance commercial.

When a guy tries to steal an Impala, a monkey comes out of the trunk with a wrench and bashes him over the head.