the bathroom - and other things :)

[quteasabutton]

Originally Posted by G-man422

nuisance?!?! The world is our urinal, but you women need a toilet. pfhh

yeah toilets are great. peeing without them is just...well i'm not even going to go there, but it is more difficult.

and so what if the world is ur urinal? so you can get drunk, run outside and pee shapes and "write" in the snow? now there is something to brag about..

[G-man422]

^ can you write your name in the snow?? I rest my case.

[00accord44]

She could if her name was Dot

girls named Dot > all other girls

[highteknology]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

Exactly. And I'm 6'5 so if the Rule 4 exemption clause is used, Rule 1 becomes SO much more important.
NEVER break Rule 1!!!

yeah man, it sux bein tall in a crowded bathroom.

[Toksin]

Man, there's some seriously insecure people in this thread.

99% of the time, bathroom conversation goes something like this..

You're taking a slash, dude comes in
"hey bro!"
-hey man how's your night going?
"good you?
-yeah not bad

Then you throw something in, usually regarding the amount of fine female talent. wash hands, "have a good night bro" and bail.

Although if a guy asked to buy me a drink IN the bathroom I'd say no..

BUT...

If you're a guy, and another guy asks to buy you a drink, go for it. Get the drink, and just be like, "sweet, thanks for the drink bro, but I gotta go find my girlfriend." It's a free drink, come on. Milk it.

[G-man422]

^ Thats how it usually is too.

[00accord44]

Call it what you must but there are certain things in life I avoid, one of them is talkin to another guy while I got my man in my hand

[Toksin]

Originally Posted by G-man422

^ Thats how it usually is too.

You're 16...how would you know?

[highteknology]

i have no problem talkin at night in a bar or a club. but at work it's a little different, mainly in the absence of alcohol.

as far as gettin the free drink. i did say no, just like to drugs. and it a was good thing. my friend said later that night that the same guy who asked to buy me a drink grabbed my friends butt. and my friend is not a girl.

[G-man422]

Originally Posted by Toksin

You're 16...how would you know?

Believe it or not we 16 year olds use the bathroom too.

[quteasabutton]

Originally Posted by G-man422

Believe it or not we 16 year olds use the bathroom too.

yeah..i think he got that part. i'm guessing what he meant is at a club or bar scene where there is alcohol involved in a public restroom situation.

[G-man422]

I was reffering to the conversation in the bathrooms. I figured he would know i dont go to bars. JEEZ!

[TexasF355F1]

Originally Posted by highteknology

i also forgot about the "splash zone" it's always an empty one between you and the next person

It's not the splash zone, it's the comfort zone.

At work there are two stalls and two urinals. I was in the middle of pissing and this guy comes right next to me when there were two stalls open. I just think the comfort zone is good b-room etiquette.

Also I hate seeing people not wash their hands. SICKENING!

*Seinfeld*".....Not that there's anything wrong with that." *senifeld*

[Damien]

man, after a movie once, you know how it is, i saw five guys go and then just leave...

just nasty

[Toksin]

What gets me THE MOST, is that ALL FUCKING BATHROOMS have pull doors. And you get people who don't wash their hands. I don't want to touch a friggin doorhandle some dirty prick's just had his hand on.

MORE PUSH DOORS PLEASE