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Yall really do take post whoreing to a new level.
ooo you have no idea, we're juuuust gettin started


and fredjacksonsan, wth..is up with that pic? very scary
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and fredjacksonsan, wth..is up with that pic? very scary

Just a little something I came across....those pics are of the species Postus Whorus, known to inhabit online forums.
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Yall really do take post whoreing to a new level.
whoring too
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Cheap whores!
Mommy?
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hmm that would make sense
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So you're what she popped out after that long night?!!!!
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Cheap whores!


I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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I liked the one with the gorilla. But you did whore up a storm with this thread.
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^ now was that necessary?

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another one


How to Treat a Rude Customer
An award should go to the gate attendant at Luqa airport. A crowded Malta-London flight was cancelled. She was the lone attendant in charge of re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS ".

The attendant replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out. " The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, " DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM ? "

Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? " she began. With her voice being heard clearly throughout the terminal, she said, "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS . If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14. "

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "F.. You! " Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that to .
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Just a little something I came across....those pics are of the species Postus Whorus, known to inhabit online forums.
takes one to know one!



ooohh.....yea, i went there...



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No, you just tell them they are a rude cunt and walk off.
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takes one to know one!

ooohh.....yea, i went there...

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