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Old 03-16-2006, 11:16 PM
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i like some of the math ones, imkind of a geek i guess, i just enjoy math and science. "chuck norris can divide by 0" "chuck norris counted to infinity... twice" "Mr T pitied the imaginary number i into the set of all real numbers"

chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did
according to the theory of relativity, chuck norris can actually kick your ass back to last week
chuck norris doesn't teabag women, he potato sacks them
when chuck norris and lance armstrong had a manliness contest by comparing their number of testicles, chuck norris won by 5
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"chuck norris counted to infinity... twice"
Thats my favorite one. lol
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Oh Chuck
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Thats awesome
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