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Old 08-08-2001, 05:20 PM
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The very first thing that all three said was, "I'm gonna write you a ticket because..." I never got the chance to say anything except, "Oh, okay..." and "Yes, Officer."

That's pretty funny!!

For some reason most of the officers here always ask me if I know why they pulled me over. Or why was I going the speed I was. I've always wanted to reply "because I couldn't get it to go any faster", But I figure that would definitely geet me the ticket.
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Old 08-08-2001, 05:29 PM
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Old 08-08-2001, 07:47 PM
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One, was this female cop, but she was real butch.
Why is that? I have never seen a hot lady cop. They always have the boot camp cut which is always kind of fluffy for some reason, and they always have kind of a deeper voice. I wouldnt mind being pulled over if it was shannon elizabeth telling me to "spread 'em"
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Old 08-09-2001, 02:05 PM
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There was this "hot" lady cop where I went to highschool. She always patrolled the school zones. Sometimes she would do crossing guard type things. Well she was about 5'3", long Blonde curly hair, and good looking. We were senoirs at the time(felt old at the time too) and we would always ask her out while walking to our cars. She probably thought we were idiots but it was fun. A couple of my friends would go a little far though. They would ask her to frisk them and stuff. I didn't really think that was a good thing to do. But anyway....
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Old 08-09-2001, 03:10 PM
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When I was young there was this smokin Highway Patrol lady...
She had shoulder length blonde hair, great set of..uhhh..handcuffs, and she looked great in the CHP uniform.

Her name was Bonnie.... Hey, maybe some of you know her, did anyone ever watch CHiPs?

But seriously, I've seen a few hot cops. Not alot, but they are out there...Well, maybe it's a regional thing...this is SoCal, and hot broads are everywhere.:sun:

But, it does sound like Deftonez got pulled over by the same cop, poofy mullet style hair, and real gruff voice.
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Old 08-09-2001, 09:42 PM
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Heheh pulled out my driving record just for laughs...I've changed my ways since then but I thought it'd be good for a laugh.

June 98 - Driving without the appropriate class licence for mcycle
Driving without insurance
Driving without a valid licence plate
(these were all the same incident cost me 900$)

July 19th 98 - Speeding 150km/h in a 100 km/h zone
Oct 20th 98 - Running a stop sign
April 4th 99 - Speeding 120 km/h in a 60 km/h zone
April 15th - Wreckless driving ( for a smoke show )
(At this point I was watiting for the letter telling me I was suspended for 3 months but...)
June 27 th - speeding 259 km/h in a 70 km/h zone 988$ fine
Automatically suspended (renewal after 3 mths 455$)
Ticket for non-conforming headlights
Ticket for Nitrous
Ticket for muffler
Car ordered for inspection
and las but not least road racing 500$ fine these again are all the same incident.

I've been a good boy since then..understandably so. right

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That last one must have been real nasty! Egads. I guess its the chance you take when hauling ass like that.













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Iv been helped by a cop when the fuse blew in my head lights.
Sitting the side of the road, no lights, just got my lisence about a week ago, and these damn lights turn on behind me. Cop gets out and starts grilling about who owns the car, finds out its all legit, asks whats wrong and suddenly becomes all nice. Helps me switch some fuses rounds, tells me not to worry about no longer having indicators and im off. Easy, some cops can be nice guys.

2nd time.
Passing an old lady, or trying to pass in a passing lane, she wouldnt move over so I moved up real close stuck the lights on high beam and stood on the horn. Cop comes the other way just as she starts to move over and I punch it and pass her.
About 2min later I see the lights and get pulled over. Two real young cops straight out of school start giving me shit about dangerous driving and how the lady is going to lay a complaint against me, I just say well then I want to lay a complaint aginst her, they dont even bother listening to me and just threaten to post me a ticket and walk off and get back in the car and drive away. Never heard from them again, but Iv talked to enough cops through an old job that I know they were breaking most of the rules of engagment, and I could have easily gone to the complaints authority if I had recieved a ticket and got them in a lot of trouble.

3rd time, I driving home and theres a car comeing the other way with its lights on high beam. I flash my lights at him and he dips them, we pass in the night and all is sweet. About 3k further on I can see red and blue flashing lights comeing real fast down the hill behind me, I pull over at the safest spot and wait for them to go past thinking something major is going on up ahead, only he stops behind me. Another young cop gets out and walks up to the car real carefully, peaks inside and shines his light around then asks if I was all right, then asks why I flashed my lights at him. I nearly cracked up laughing, I never realised it was cop car, and just told him he nearly blinded me with his high beams, he gets all imbarrased and goes "uhh, sorry. I thought something was wrong and you were getting my attention" we have a little laugh, he tells me to take it easy and leaves.

Oh and Iv been walking into a rally stage when a cop I knew from Work recognised me and stoped to give me a lift. Got taken through the stage at SPEED in the back of the car, and let off in frount of a whole lot of ppl I knew with the lights and siren going.
That was kinda cool, looked like I was some kinda Race VIP.
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June 27 th - speeding 259 km/h in a 70 km/h zone 988$
Tell us....WTF ????...HAS TO BE A GOOD STORY ???
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... speeding 259 km/h ...
Can our cars go that fast???
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Can our cars go that fast???
Dunno if the G can do it yet but that was with my old Integra. It was like 4 inthe morning on the Metropolitain Highway that passes through the city of Montreal. Had a friend on board and this guy in a mustang hugs my rear end.

I slammed on the nitrous and gave him a run for his money.

My friend says "Maybe we should slow down there might be a cop" and I'm like " Nahhh! There's never any cops around here"...Thats when my little blue friends decided to make there presence known. I pulled over immediately..the mustang tried to go around me and get away but the other 2 cop cars (turned out there was a speeding operation going down) caught up with him further ahead.

The cop asked me how fast I was going...I figured I better not lie so I told the truth "Sorry I don't know sir, there are no numbers where the needle was on the speedo"

Thats when he showed me his radar gun with 259.6 km/h written on it.

I laugh about it now but it wasn't funny when it happened.

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ive been pulled over 4 times

1. doin 60 in a 25. was doin 80 but nailed the brakes when i saw him. only got a warning after tellin him how much of an ass my boss is if we r late to work. he said to jus drive slower and that his boss is an ass too.

2. 2 days later me an my bro r goin to his guitar lesson. im tryin to get into traffic on a main street. theres finally a openin so i nail it and some asshole cop nails me for doin 52 in a 40. only got a warning.

3. after i pull into my friends drive way a cop pulls in and yells at me b/c my liscense plate had fallen off and was in the rear window. got a warning for that and a speach about all the speakers on my rear deck. theres only supposed to be 2 and i have 6.

4. licesne plate again. this time the cops come up with their guns drawn screamin at us. it was such b.s b/c all that was wrong was the plate. fuckin assholes. all 3 of em
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Re: Have you ever been pulled over?

I have an 83 Camaro with an LS1/6 Speed Swap, this car is so fun to drive, its a sleeper (first owner let the paint and original v6 go to shit, which i dont mind so much now
been stopped 3 times,
first time 76 in a 55 = ticket
2nd time 81 in a 55 = warning (a little backwards if you ask me)
3rd time was going home, at around 2am and got behind a cop at a stop sign, he turned right, i turned left, the bitch pulls a U in the middle of the road, flies up on my ass and flips on the lights 20 fucking feet from my road. so i pull over and he says "you don't have a front license plate" when i told him i did he went to check and when he came back he says "so you do...you sit tight and i'll get you a warning" "warning for what? you pulled me over for no reason" he went back to his car, i thought to get the pointless warning and then left
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Re: Have you ever been pulled over?

SUPER DUPER OLD! not a good plan man! I feel the lock coming now
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Re: Have you ever been pulled over?

No turn signal, even tho I did use it. 100 bucks

Donuts at abandoned parking lot. Warning.

Driving with burnt out headlight. 75 dollar ticket.

My court date for the headlight was today, but I forgot to go to that one, oops. Totally slipped my mind. Does anyone have any idea on what i should do to pay it.
 
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