Are you a survivor?

[DMC12]

"But what concerns us most about him is his sinister and violent attitude."

Where'd they get that conclusion from? Jeesh, I think I'm gonna have to bust some heads over this!!!

["Pandamonium"]

Originally posted by taranaki


The panda did,and so did mrs. panda



probably for fornicatin' in public!!!

Ahhh.... but look at those satisfied smiles!!! :finger: :finger: :finger:

Panda thinks you're jealous Mr T.

[s7v7n]

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others:

"Interesting. While the subject shows a very high level of intelligence, his sense of observation is disgustingly below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, rats behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 63% Un-telligent

[tazdev]

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are hopeless in the pursuit of manhood:

"The subject shows a serious lack of intelligence, and his sense of observation is weaker than normal; in a lot of ways, his brain capacity is similar to that of an armadillo - he couldn't find his own ass in an empty room! Not that it isn't big enough.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a insane and twisted (rather brilliant) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 27% Un-telligent





lack of self confidence = true
down and dirty sence of morality -= true
insane and twisted (rather brilliant) sence of humor = (I'll let you be the judge)

[taranaki]

Originally posted by tazdev

lack of self confidence = true
down and dirty sence of morality -= true
insane and twisted (rather brilliant) sence of humor = (I'll let you be the judge)

You can have an A- for humour(as we spell it)

..... brain capacity is similar to that of an armadillo -he couldn't find his own ass in an empty room! ......

I feel this may be just a bit harsh.........as long as the light is on and there's a mirror somewhere I'm sure you could manage!:finger:

[tazdev]

Originally posted by taranaki


I feel this may be just a bit harsh.........as long as the light is on and there's a mirror somewhere I'm sure you could manage!:finger:

thanks for the vote of confidence.

I know my ass is around here somewhere.



Wait I don't even own a donkey

[Moppie]

"Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything"

:smoker2: :smoker2:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor his score.

"But what concerns us most about him is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 30% chance that he will end up in prison!

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 71% Un-telligent