OT: How to do with a domestic idiot.

[Thor06]

See, you arent a dickweed domestic driver, definacy . We're talking about those bastards that wear mustard stained wife beaters a size too small and think their 88 5.0 Mustang is fast just because its a 5.0 Mustang.

[AbsoluteGTR]

Honestly, the domestic guys around where I live are all cool (they dont care about imports, they just get on each other, ie: camaro vs mustang and so on).

But to tell you truth the one thing that I do notice is alot more assholes driving imports, mainly because the are way cheaper therefore a kid can afford it and the kids are immature, so if you put 2 and 2 together, the assholes are really driving the imports.

Not to get on any of my fellow dsm'ers but I have noticed that the majority of people who are a-holes own imports.

[XeVeNskyLiNE]

Yea defiancy, thats exactly how I feel. Its just that these tards won't give imports any kind of recognition. Thats what ticks me off. I know domestics are get at what they do, but to say an import aint shit compared to a domestic, thats just plain childish, especially talking about DSMs.


But its all good, like I said, I'll just let them be ignorant. Whats funny is that a hung out with that girl early this morning at around 2am and she snuck out to see me and we just spent time together till 4am. I hit the jackpot for real, she's into all kinds of cars, but she's partial to DSMs because she has one. We have a winner

[Turbodog97]

Some fucker came to my work in his '87 5.0 mustang convertible because he saw my eclipse outside and "wanted to run" When I walked up to them they were talking about "NAWZ" and how they
"want to roll" so I said " haha I'm not waisting my gas on your pos, find something better to do" and I walked off. While I was leaving he said that I must be scared of his mighty v8.

All the v8 owners in my area are mostly idiots with their heads up their asses. The one guy that I did respect recently put Altezza's on his car so

[XeVeNskyLiNE]

This guy is just too easy to pick apart. Here's what he said, and here's what I said back.


OOOHH MY GOD ARE U SERIOUS OK HITTING WAT MID 6'Z IN DA 1/4 IS AIGHT DUDE THOSE GUYS ARE SPONSERED THEY USE DAT WHOSE ENGINE ONCE FOR DAT RACE AND DATS IT BUT DA FASTEST CAR EVER IS A FORD A FUNNY CAR DID DA 1/4 MILE IN 3 SECONDS AND CHANGE IF U EVEN KNOW WAT A FUNNY CAR IS KID!! OH MY GOD HOW DUMB ARE U HA HA HA OH WELL UR A HIGH SKOOL KID U THINK TWIN TURBO IS FAST BUT UR A KID SO ILL LET U SLIDE YEAH ANYONE CAN MAKE WATEVER FAST BUT WE ALL KNOW A STOCK LS1 CAN POUND BOUT ALMOST ANYTHING ON DA STREET RIGHT OUT STOCK!! ITS SMARTER TO RACE OUT A CAMARO OR A TRANS AM CHEAPER AND REALLY STRONG U KNOW DAT CRAP (RICE BURNERZ) TAKE LIKE 3 MORE TIMES OF MONEY TO MAKE FAST COME ON KID ARE U SERIOUS!!!! U THINK NAS IS DA SHIT RIGHT LOL U THINK NEON LIGHTS ARE COOL HA HA HA JUST KEEP ON RACING RICE BURNERS SO U GUYS CAN MAKE IT FAIR COME ON KID!!

CHACON

Z28 FO LIFE!!

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Aite man I was trying not to argue, but who the fuck are you to judge me. You don't even know who I am, and believe me, in terms of knowledge about cars I'm levels above you. 6 in the quarter as "aight"? Are you serious? Then you try to compare a "little" inline 4 to a race prepped V8 or V10 that pushes thousands of horsepower. Woo thats fair, especially since Funny Cars, burn gallons of fuel in just one run, do YOU even know what a funny car is? Funny cars don't even run 3's, that Top Fuel Dragsters. SO OMG HOW DUM ARE JOO?!?! And yea, I do think twin turbo's are fast, wanna know why? BECAUSE THEY ARE. Don't let me lose you here, but there's a reason why RB26DETT's and 2JZ-GTE's are some of the best engines on the planet, and guess what, they're twin turbo, and oh yeah, guess what else. They have 2.4 litre's less than your 5.0 Mustangs or whatever you sack ride. You say anyone can make any car fast with money. No shit, so why are you saying imports are slow. I know guys who've put less than $3k in their DSMs running 12s while spending less than $8k for their car versus having to spend 20 grand or whatever your LS1's go for. Thats called bang for your buck. I'll spare you this though, LS1's are damned good motors, but it'll beat anything stock? Ok who the fuck races stock cars? Thank you. You try to say its cheaper to supe up a domestic, oh so thats why so many teenagers have imports. Wow, thats a news flash. Yes "NITROUS" is the shit, literally. I don't like people who use it, its like cheating. Remember, bottles are for babies, real men get blown. Let me know if you even get that. You see any neons on my car? NO. So don't try to put that shit on me. And I'm gonna keep on racing "rice burners", especially when they rice burn your ass out of ignorance. You seem to be big ricer than you're trying to claim me as.

Now I'm gonna try to make peace with you, I know domestics are good at what they do, drag race, some of them atleast. But saying that no importt can beat what? A Z28? Sure. Because we all know turbo AWD Eclipse's, 3000GT's, Evo's, STi's, Supras, 300zx's, RX7's, NSX's, and the Skyline which I wouldnt be suprised if you bash on next will never ever win? Cuz oh no, all those are slow right? Whatever. Stop calling me kid, just cuz I'm in high school doesn't mean shit. My knowledge about cars is leaps and bounds above yours, and it shows.












People these days...

[AbsoluteGTR]

Nicely said man...but then again that idiot probably wont understand half of what you wrote.

From what I can read and the by the way he talks it sounds like he never even went to high school.

[Thor06]

Yeah dude, you gotta keep it under 6 letters if you can to the really dumb ones. LS1's put down 300 hp and weigh ~3600lbs IIRC. Not very much money on a 1g brings it up to comparable power to weight ratios and if the 1g is AWD, think the DSM will take it. If hes in northern MN, tell him to take his Z28 to B.I.R. on opening day so we can show him whats up.

[Nayr747]

Originally Posted by XeVeNskyLiNE

MID 6'Z IN DA 1/4 IS AIGHT DUDE THOSE GUYS ARE SPONSERED THEY USE DAT WHOSE ENGINE ONCE FOR DAT

Why do people type like this. It's not going to get them anywhere in life, but oh well. Shep's car was running low eights (or something close) when it was a DAILY DRIVEN CAR-- yes to go get groceries, etc. He himself with no racing crew did all the work, tuning, driving in his FULL STOCK WEIGHT car. Also, people have done 12's in 1g's for a lot less than $3k. The lowest I've read is $700, but 290 whp has been documented for around $200. I don't know if that includes the free mods.

[mitsu_eclipse95gst]

WOW.. Fucking Mullet Hauler..

Here you go post this on what ever site he is on.. LMAO he will like this as will some of you.. This was wrote by a friend of mine as a joke on our local site.. THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.. no hard feelings to the F body guys.. Enjoy!!

Chevy Camaro / Pontiac Trans-am AKA Little yellow school bus.

Of all the car reviews I do, this has to be the easiest. Usually there is a defficiency in a vehicle that I bring to light. A small oversite by the manufacturer. Well not this time ladies and gentlemen. This is the first time I have had to look real hard to find something done right. What makes matters worse is the owners. These inbred white trash mullet wearing sister fucking douche bags are the most loyal motherfuckers alive. Most of them are on their 3rd even 4th camaro. But dont distress, Eventually these genepool rejects will die off, thus ending a sad sad era in the modern automotive world.

Why call it a little yellow school bus? CAUSE YOU HAVE TO BE RETARDED TO OWN ONE. Lets start with what they are good for. Unless your answer is fucking my sister, then you are wrong.
Lets take a look at the stats on this incest sled

Vehicle Weight 9845lbs. This figure may be a tad off. We couldnt find a Camaro that didnt have a fatass redneck wife stuffed into the car.

HP 110-125. Once again, being unable to find a Camaro that hasnt been completely fucked up by some back woods mechanic, I was forced to give them the benefit of the doubt. I am calaculating their HP, by how bad I smoked one on the way into work. WITH MY 4CYL. (Window lickers hate it when you remind them that you have 1/2 the cyl. and twice the power).

Torque At or around 500 Ft. Lbs. I am convinced that the camaro has atleast 500 ft lbs of torque. It is the only explanation of how they are able to tow their "home" to the new yard they are squatting on.

Skidpad, Not known, Due to their inability to master the third grade, they are limited to certain races. Straight line and left turn only. Due to this sad but true fact most camaro's are 1/4 mile cars only.

Lets face it. This car is pathetic. It is too easy to write this review. Its not fair to the other somewhat decent cars out there that I am spending all of my time with the retarded kid in class. So with that being said.

Camaro Owners

[mitsu_eclipse95gst]

Now datz ta shitz rit ter bitcez my F-body onzez alz yourz gay azz imports HA HA HA

[l_eclipse_l]

That was good for one helluva laugh.

[ned032002]

Haha very good review and the pictures just puts the frosting on the cake.

[XeVeNskyLiNE]

Oh wow. Very nicely done. That picture of those 2 guys are insane, ugliest mofos ever.

But yea, that'd work if the guy was actually white, he's hispanic. His cousin told me he doesn't know shit about cars (obviously). She knows how to do more mechanics than him.

Anyways though, after laying down that bit of knowledge he lost his edge with his next post so I'm not even going to try to make a comeback, just no need to. So unless you guys wanna see it anyways, I'll gladly post it up. But otherwise, thanks for the support and listening to my hispanic redneck drama, I appreciate it guys.

[mitsu_eclipse95gst]

Shit i would post it any way lol it's just funny..

[XeVeNskyLiNE]

Welllllllll, I would, but I guess my girl deleted it cuz its not there anymore. But it was fun while it lasted!