things to do at walmarts....

[CivicSlayr]

We had someone do #2 in at target. I was up pulling jewlery, and i had to get up every 5 minutes to shut off the watches. Get on a bmx bike at walmart and start stunting it in the store (i used to ride bmx) the employees freak. Play keep away with an employees walki talki.
walk around with a ski mask on, while your at it walk really close to people.
Switch stuff around on the shelves.
make a fort out of coke cases
Get on a bike, have a friend get on another bike... joust with caution wet floor folding cones.
Carry some midol with you. If you see a couple fighting sneek up on them and secretly put the midol in the cart so that if she looks she will see it, watch as she yells at him some more, then sneak condoms in, then ky jelly, anything sexual that will piss her off. watch, i've made fights like that last up to 20 minutes.
Get like 3 carts worth of shit, let the cashier ring it all up, then walk out.
Poop in the pisser, piss in the sink, wash your hands in the water fountian.
Burn a whole bunch of cd's with just one song on them... feure fruere by ramstien. Put it in all the cd players. set the wake to 5 minutes, turn the volume all the way up. watch the fun
zoom ALL the video cameras onto the cashiers tits, see how long it takes her to notice.
play x-box 360 all day, see how long you can go till someone says something, my personal best is 17 minutes.
call buttons are fun to press.
dent ALL the soup cans, after all microsoft is down 3 points.
Smoke inside.

[imtheoneandonlyD]

I like the condom idea.