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Old 12-13-2005, 11:27 AM
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Re: The Bathroom Story...

Hilarious!
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Re: The Bathroom Story...

duuuude... wow, i was havin a pretty effed up day and that definitely made it better. holy shit dude. thanks for the lifting laugh.
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Re: The Bathroom Story...

lol....that was really funny.....im sitting here in the comp lab at school, and my laptop is back to back with one of my classmates, i almost went into convulsions laughing, and shes staring at my like im freakin insane...
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Re: The Bathroom Story...

i'm speechless
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Haha. The way you used your vocabulary made that 19276239472x better than your average poo story. Bravo sir.
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Re: The Bathroom Story...

Xevenskyline, that 240 avatar gives me that much more reasons to want a 240sx.
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Re: The Bathroom Story...

I don't know what it was, but the ungodly disgustingness of that story enticed me to read it that much more...lol
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Oh my god.

This is freaking hilarious!!

I love this story...

I feel bad that he dropped his cell though.
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Re: The Bathroom Story...

funny.

That reminds me of the time I was at Boomers (Arcade), I went into the mens room, and it looked like somebody took that exact same dump, standing up, bent over, aiming at the wall. Literally the worst thing I ever saw in my life. Shit on the seat, the floor, the wall, the stall... everywhere. And the SMELL..... Horrendous. Steve-o would have puked.
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How many times do you suppose this story has been emailed or linked to? Even reading it now I'm laughing, wife thinks im crazy...
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Re: The Bathroom Story...

What, no credit for the real author, CamaroSSBoy346?

Sorry, but it's old...

http://misc.pcsi.ws/browse/webs/Dropped%20Call.htm
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Re: Re: The Bathroom Story...

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What, no credit for the real author, CamaroSSBoy346?

Sorry, but it's old...

http://misc.pcsi.ws/browse/webs/Dropped%20Call.htm
no.. because I got the story from svtperformance.com which ALSO doesnt credit the author.
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Re: The Bathroom Story...

Dude my sides hurt. I was laughin so hard that my boss came over and read and started cracking up. We sent the story around the office ahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
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Re: Re: Re: The Bathroom Story...

WOW....GREAT....I had to stop between paragraphs and laugh! WOW!
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