Thief Steals Bull Jizz

[XeVeNskyLiNE]

Originally Posted by craigcully

The process of "jacking off" the bulls is actually quite interesting. The most popular process involves sticking an electrical prod into the anus of the bull, and through a control panel you send shocks through the bull until they get an erection and eventually ejaculate into a cup.

Holy shit, so its like a prison party for bulls. My hat goes off to the brave men and women who do that job. Hung like a bull indeed.


I'm sorry, but if I get a rod up my ass, the last thing I'm gonna do is pop a boner...glad I'm not a bovine.

[drewh4386]

Originally Posted by craigcully

The process of "jacking off" the bulls is actually quite interesting. The most popular process involves sticking an electrical prod into the anus of the bull, and through a control panel you send shocks through the bull until they get an erection and eventually ejaculate into a cup.

I sure that not the way those farmers did it..................



maybe.....something more human like................

[Gohan Ryu]

Originally Posted by craigcully

The process of "jacking off" the bulls is actually quite interesting. The most popular process involves sticking an electrical prod into the anus of the bull, and through a control panel you send shocks through the bull until they get an erection and eventually ejaculate into a cup.

Anyone know where they sell those electric prods? It's....uhhh, for my cousin...


j/k that's WAAAAAY TMI.

[Xenostalgia]

And they say I know alot about jizz....

[eckoman_pdx]

Now thats a newspaper headline you don't see everyday.

[SiGNAL748]

Originally Posted by craigcully

Hahaha... I guess you learn a thing or two working on a farm!

Stay the fuck away from me.

[eversio11]

I think the funniest part is the fact that not only did this poor guy get $75,000 in goods stolen from him, but also that he's become so depressed he's going to give up his life's work.

It's just so.. pathetic.

[Jonno]

Originally Posted by eversio11

I think the funniest part is the fact that not only did this poor guy get $75,000 in goods stolen from him, but also that he's become so depressed he's going to give up his life's work.

It's just so.. pathetic.

So you would want to continue giving bulls pleasure, after you had spent so long doing it before and left with nothing?

[WickedNYCowboy]

It's used for breeding of different types of bulls. The bloodlines work just like horses except bulls are not really trained and domesticated as much. Most use it for the rodeo bulls and such. Just some insight.

[Partizan]

Originally Posted by craigcully

The process of "jacking off" the bulls is actually quite interesting. The most popular process involves sticking an electrical prod into the anus of the bull, and through a control panel you send shocks through the bull until they get an erection and eventually ejaculate into a cup.

Oh lonely Friday nights, where would I be without you. On another completely unrelated note, check out my ebay auction for $75 000 worth of bull sperm.

[red933]

The thief probably wanted to bathe in it. Semen clears acne you know.

[travis712]

Thats sad.

Farmers are going to hafto start putting that stuff behind lock and key.

I wonder if they will find out who stole it?