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HAHAHAHAHA thats awsome, im with him ^^^^
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Man these are funny! One of the co-workers taht Im with right now read it and had his coca cola come out of his nose...
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Why did the woman cross the road?

The real question here is: Why is she out of the kitchen?
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sent to the g/f
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Haha, my favorite was the smoking one.
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BWHAHAHA!!!!
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Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and

refrigerator..

^Best one def! Best play on words and the only one I hadnt seen. Also, did you know scientists discovered that 90% of women once had intelligent DNA in their body. Unfortunently 70% spit it out.

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How many sexists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, let the bitch cook in the dark.


Why do women fake orgasms?

Because they think men care.
I liked those 2 the best. hehe.
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My eyes, my eyes, I cant believe this. Its allright, its all good, I will strike back.......First I gotta hide this from my husband, dont want him to get any ideas.....
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LMAO - some of those were zingers
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Re: Friday Jokes
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How many sexists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, let the bitch cook in the dark.
zing...!

that's definitely the best one.
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