You know you're a DSM'er when.....

[cbell77]

you know your a dsm'er when you are sleeping you make driving noises. Yes my sister said I have done it before and I even shifted in my sleep.

[Thor06]

You know you're a DSMer when:
...your car is broken more than its running.
...you fuck that "modded out" Honda maybe pushing 170hp.
...you spend more time a night on this damn website trying to learn about how it works than you do sleeping.

[GTPSPEED]

you know you are a dsmer when your doing 15mph through suburbia and people still tell you to slow down. Ya know that one has happend to you

[EVOclipse]

yeah since when has sound equaled speed?

[cficare68]

Originally Posted by cbell77

you know your a dsm'er when you are sleeping you make driving noises. Yes my sister said I have done it before and I even shifted in my sleep.

Actually I did that in my dreams but I was running from the cops in an R34 Skyline


[quote]you know you are a dsmer when your doing 15mph through suburbia and people still tell you to slow down. Ya know that one has happend to you[quote]

Actually that happens to me in my 3g all the time. I hate people that do that

[TreeFrog]

Originally Posted by bostonjoe98gs

you know you are a dsmer when your doing 15mph through suburbia and people still tell you to slow down. Ya know that one has happend to you

I've had my neighbors complain when i'm going 15 on my street (25mph limit). i was like are you crazy!!!

[scottsee]

When you would rather look at your DSMlink logs then have sex with your G/F

[cficare68]

You know your a DSMer when your girlfriend tells you to pick between her and the car and you pick the car

[kjewer1]

I get the same thing around my neighborhood. Old guys yelling slow down when I'm doing less than the speed limit. LMAO, good one.

[gsxeclipse97]

Originally Posted by cficare68

You know your a DSMer when your girlfriend tells you to pick between her and the car and you pick the car

Been there and done that

When you carry tools in your trunk. Ive been told to slow down by people on the highway and im only going 80. The other day someone gave me the finger because i went around them.

[tsipsi20]

... when everytime you go to show your friends how fast your car is, something breaks, dipsticks fly out, or IC pipes blow off.

[david-b]

You know you're a DSMer when...

...you not only dream about the car, but you dream about what your next mod will look/act like.
(Did this one just the other nite... car was lowered!!)

...you go to work knowing that the money you make is going into your car.

...you don't let ANYONE else drive your car.

...your door handle breaks.

...your late too work because you had the car disassembled.

...you don't give civics the time of day.

...you can't fit a fat chick in the back seat.
(don't ask)

...your cup holders are virgins.

[clipsekid99]

When you work at a super market bagging people's shit, then helping them out to their car like a little lost dog. THEN you have to sweep/mop the entire store just so you can get that paycheck to put towards the next mod. God I hate my job lol

EDIT: Oh ya, I forgot, my nickname at work is "turbo" haha.

[sganc4life_4]

You know ur a DSMer when u spend 100$ on a turbo upgrade with gains for about 40-50 hp

[kjewer1]

Good one There is a reason we run these cars specifically after all...