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Old 08-19-2005, 08:53 PM
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Pidgeons = winged rats
I never heard them called that before.

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Re: Stupid Pigeons...

The worst part about pidgeons is when you've parked in a car park and they're ina tree or ona fence or powerline etc. . . .
They shit all over ya car, most of the time you only leave ya car for about 10mins and ya come back and there 10 000 blobs of pidgeon shit ehhhhhh i can't stand it and its normally just after my car has hada wash! Thats what pissses me off about the bloody pidgeons
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i dont even care anymore... run over the bastards... they dont seem to care either
Thats hilarious.
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hahaha Quality used pidgeons. haha
they are stupid
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Re: Stupid Pigeons...

Lol, i just realized it's PIDGEON...NOT PIGEON...
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Re: Stupid Pigeons...

you speak of dirty flying rats... well how about this ???

i was coming home from a 4th of July fireworks display and i'm doing about 55-60 down a backroad with the radio on, just heading home... and then i look down for a second, look back up... there'ss a giant goddamn bird headed right for my windshield... so it smacks into the windshield, cracking it to a design that resembled a spiderweb... i slam on the brakes and go back and look... it was the biggest owl i've ever seen in my life... still laying there... flapping around... i kicked it off the side of the road so it didn't have to get run over anymore... let it die in peace... well since i don't carry insurance that covers damage by "act of kamikaze owl" the fucker cost me over $200 for a new windshield... i hate birds
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i "accidently" ran one over yesterday
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I "helped" one along a few years ago while driving down the highway. A group of them was in the left lane, when I came along they all flew off except for one with the "I'm cool" attitude, it walked out of the way. Here I am, big evil grin, aiming. It started to walk faster, I sped up. It jumped and started flapping as hard as it could, I downshifted and creamed it. Huge cloud of feathers and a wing flapping on the road. Payback for the time I left the t-tops out and the damn things crapped all over the inside of the car-- nothing on the outside of it. I hate pigeons.
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Old 09-25-2005, 05:13 PM
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Re: Stupid Pigeons...

Lol, omg this sh*t is starting to get banana's..
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I "helped" one along a few years ago while driving down the highway. A group of them was in the left lane, when I came along they all flew off except for one with the "I'm cool" attitude, it walked out of the way. Here I am, big evil grin, aiming. It started to walk faster, I sped up. It jumped and started flapping as hard as it could, I downshifted and creamed it. Huge cloud of feathers and a wing flapping on the road. Payback for the time I left the t-tops out and the damn things crapped all over the inside of the car-- nothing on the outside of it. I hate pigeons.

sir, i salute you !


my mate was trying a top-speed run (175mph top end in FTO) an we got one through the windscreen. evil bastards.
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Old 09-25-2005, 05:27 PM
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you speak of dirty flying rats... well how about this ???

i was coming home from a 4th of July fireworks display and i'm doing about 55-60 down a backroad with the radio on, just heading home... and then i look down for a second, look back up... there'ss a giant goddamn bird headed right for my windshield... so it smacks into the windshield, cracking it to a design that resembled a spiderweb... i slam on the brakes and go back and look... it was the biggest owl i've ever seen in my life... still laying there... flapping around... i kicked it off the side of the road so it didn't have to get run over anymore... let it die in peace... well since i don't carry insurance that covers damage by "act of kamikaze owl" the fucker cost me over $200 for a new windshield... i hate birds

a few weeks ago i was woken up at like 3am by some huge bang from the window in my bedroom, i was a bit scared, im paranoid, an didnt do anything, went back to sleep. next morning i put the blinds up an found some huge mark from an owl, left marks from its wings, they have some kind of dust on thier wings, that left a perfect print.
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Re: Stupid Pigeons...

Solaris, is there anything you DON'T bitch about?

Seriously dude, I've never known somebody bitch about as many things as you do.
Time to seek help?
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Old 09-25-2005, 05:50 PM
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The best part of the pigeon part was the state trooper on my right that was laughing his ass off...
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