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Old 08-17-2005, 11:19 PM
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You can't throw a rock without hitting a piece of shit honda with a fart can on it.
Thats one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time... you made my day.
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I've seen a 2-tone pink 2g Eclipse around my town, I thought it was cool cuz a girl drives it, but then I saw the rims and I drove away quickly, lol. They were like some Giovanni wannabes that had almost no psokes but like ovals cut in them, yuk. As for rice, I've seen a few disgraceful 2nd gen's on this forum
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Look at my pimpin eclipse. Perhaps the ugliest color ever made.

I love the stock rims too.
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Re: Re: Gayest Thing Ever!!!

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gayest thing I've ever seen is a man in a miniskirt, red stockings, and a bright green rockettes jacket skipping down the street twirling a baton.
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Re: Gayest Thing Ever!!!

I've seen a BRIGHT grern 3g eclipse with NOS sticker all over the place. I asked him if it was sprayed when he pulled up next to me asking to race, and he said no. I laughed and didn't even waste my gas.

Seen a bunch of ugly ass neons like last year. Old school neons. HUGE vinyls, ugly rims, big A wings, neons, everything rice is made of... oh... and nitrous purges coming through the hood. The one guy had to waste a good 5 gallons just purging. Needless to say, the cars had to engine work done, and I haven't seen them around again. Probably blew their motor into their rice face.

There's just so much nastiness around here. Some people have called me rice, because of my underbodies. Hey, I only have em on when im racing down a street with no lights, and the cameras are rolling. Adds nice effects. I dont dive to and from work with em on. Shit, most of the time I forget they're even there.
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Holy rice Batman!!! It's a wing, on top of a wing, on top of a wing! Wow!

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Holy rice Batman!!! It's a wing, on top of a wing, on top of a wing! Wow!
Didn't you know that makes triple the downforce on a car. And since it's probably a FWD it helps alot.
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Unfortunately, there seems to be as many riced out 2nd gen's as there are fast 2nd gen's. Examples? Yes please














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Ok the worst car I ever saw. Was a civic that had dual exhaust tips (2 different types of tips if I may add) It was painted pink with hub cap spinners graphic oh geez well let put it like this. Take the graphic off the Supra from F&F. Replace the knight with bugs bunny and the sword with a gigantic carrot and there ya go. I felt embrassed to be on the street as that guy

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gayest thing I've ever seen is a man in a miniskirt, red stockings, and a bright green rockettes jacket skipping down the street twirling a baton.

There is actually a guy that works where I work that wants to become a woman so that he can be a lesibian. But anyways he comes to work dress as a woman. The messed up thing is that he actually is allowed to use the women's restroom
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Re: Gayest Thing Ever!!!

Gayest thing I've ever seen is a sunfire with two dual-outlet exhause pipes (one on each side so four tips altogether) with stock rims, painted(HAND painted) brake calipers, red vinyl body graphic, red windshield wipers and a windshield banner that says (and this made me laugh the most) "Import Killer." This kid brought his car into the shop 4 times in (Josh fix this if it's wrong) a year and a half because he kept dropping his automatic transmission. Why do you ask? Because he would drive the piece of shit in first gear as hard as it would go and try and shift it like a manual tranny.
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Re: Re: Gayest Thing Ever!!!

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he kept dropping his automatic transmission...he would drive the piece of shit in first gear as hard as it would go and try and shift it like a manual tranny.

That's just hilarious, LMAO!!
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Re: Gayest Thing Ever!!!

Found this site while browsing the net. http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbul...play.php?f=343 Its worth checking out if you need a few good laughs. It has over 500 pics of wierd cars/accidents.
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Re: Re: Gayest Thing Ever!!!

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Found this site while browsing the net. http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbul...play.php?f=343 Its worth checking out if you need a few good laughs. It has over 500 pics of wierd cars/accidents.
Thats the link to this forum...
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Re: Gayest Thing Ever!!!

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Theres all sorts of crazy ricer shit up here. There are TWO Escorts, one with white one black, with the same crazy body kit. Theres also a Malibu... yes a Malibu.... with one of the ricier bodykits out there. I too saw a pink Mustang! It was in Minneapolis area... not sure on the altezzas but it was bright freakin pink. Some people are crazy...
if you seen it in the mpls are, probably it belongs to a mexican, cause everytime i go mpls, i swear to god, i see a lot of people trying to pimp out their cars like this one day i saw a a jimmy with flames all over, and then and expedition, and about 6 months ago a pontiac sunfire, with body kit and cage, with ugly ass rims, and today , i saw a civc with 17's and low profile tire, i looked at the guy and he said"let me go get my mazda and then we can race"

edit- i forgot to mention about my cousin's ford ranger, with flames all over, seat covers, and and steering wheel cover, and neon in the inside,
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