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[YogsVR4]

Should be captioned with

NO! I am the Batman!

[Cl0ak]

Me and my friend were walking behind his house when we were younger and there was one that his cat had attacked so it was fluttering around with one wing and we got scared, beat it with a metal trashcan..problem solved..

[AlmostStock]

Bat's aren't problems that need to be killed. They eat a lot of pesky insects and hardly ever bother man. Some people put up "bat boxes" to attract them. I like 'em.

[Cyprus106]

hahaha!!! "If I poke it with this big stick it gets pissed off!!" That's the most philosophically capacitative conclusion I've heard all day. Scratch that-- all week.

[ThatRoundHeadedKid]

Aww look at the cute little critter

Reminds me of a story my bro told me. Last year in his senior year of college, he said that there was a bat living in his apartment behind the Exit Sign at the front enterance. So they tried getting it out but got scared to death because they didn't want to get rabies. lol. So what him and his friends did was they put Football Helmets on and took lacrosse sticks and brooms etc and battled the thing out the front door also using a huge sheet. Made me laugh by the football helmet part.

[RickwithaTbird]

Originally Posted by tonioseven

It couldn't fly but I discovered that if I rubbed its back with a stick (which seemed to piss it off) it would react like this.............

Wow. Did you notice any other STRANGE behaviors? Rubbing bats with a stick usually makes them very happy. I don't know what was wrong with it. Did you try kicking it?

[Steel]

Bat's are the shizzle. You don't even know they're flying around you until you either see one, or it makes a navigational error and runs into you. Where I used to live there would be 10-15 bats flying around the neighborhood every night. They sure were good at eating bugs.

[Porsche]

Sweet bat, incase anybody was wondering; In Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Indy states 'those are giant vampire bats, sweetheart' in actuality, they were fruitbats, they do get that large, but are harmless.

[bluechevelle]

I found one in my toilet once, the funny thing was that that the lid was closed? You want to talk scarred, that was it for me!

[tonioseven]

Originally Posted by RickwithaTbird

Wow. Did you notice any other STRANGE behaviors? Rubbing bats with a stick usually makes them very happy. I don't know what was wrong with it. Did you try kicking it?

Smartass, I said I rubbed it, not tried to drive a stake through its heart!!! You weren't successful with being sarcastic, either, Mr. Personality! I don't think there's anything funny about animal cruelty; cruelty to humans is another story though. Another strange behavior I'm capable of is bannage; it's one of my favorites

[twospirits]

Well so much for Dracula trying to hide out. tonio found him and County D is pissed.

As for tonio's reply to Rick. All I can say Rick is



Prepare to meet stick

TS out

[Cyprus106]

hahaha, I can just PICTURE that bat with a mex-american accent.

"Maaaannn... whatchoo lookin' at?! I cut j00 dawg. I cut j00!! I cut j00 so bad--u-u wish I never cut j00 dawg!!"

[dugie6551]

Originally Posted by bluechevelle

I found one in my toilet once, the funny thing was that that the lid was closed? You want to talk scarred, that was it for me!

/\ WHAT ????? are you kidding?

And Tonio ... not that close !!! But, I did find your stick idea quite amusing. I never would have thought to rub it's back. I know I calm down and get sleepy when my back gets rubbed !!!

[Skyline_BNR34]

You should have been like Ozzy Osbourne and bit it's head off...

[tonioseven]

Originally Posted by Skyline_BNR34

You should have been like Ozzy Osbourne and bit it's head off...