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what the hell is a spork

[CivRacer95]

A spoon/fork.

ohhhhhh, ok , never seen one

[thecackster]

YA you know...you get them at the lunch room/dining hall....it's like a package of spork and cheep 1/4 ply napkin

Edit:Wierd...you posted just like 15 sec before i did...

[ci5ic]

Originally Posted by karmacae

what the hell is a spork

how you gonna murder someone with that thing.....

[CivRacer95]

Jam it into their eyeballs, scoup them out, then jam it into the empty socket, right into their brain ...

Just a guess really. I'm not so sure...

[Cyprus106]

Welcome to the beginning of the real world... Why don't you come try to be me: I literally have to buy ten 2 liters of whatever I want to get 3 out of it. I bought 4 for $5 from the grocery store Thursday night at 8:00 PM. I drank two glasses and went to bed. When I came home from work the next day, all four 2 liters were gone. All 4 that I paid for. Same with all of the rest of my food, which they not only eat, but they eat then don't do the dishes, they don't pay for what they eat of mine, they dump it all over the carpet in the living room, then, there's my personal favorite. When you KNOW they ate it cuz you're looking at them eat it from across the street.... and you go in ten minutes later and ask them if they ate it "because you can't find it" they won't admit to it. Then when you catch them in the lie and tell them you watched them, they try to play it off like they didn't just lie their ass off in front of my face, and THEN they get an ASS KICKING and ONLY THEN will they give you back money for what you bought and they leeched. And of course usually they don't HAVE said money because they spend it on 2 packs of cigarettes and $10 worth of weed a day and wonder where all their money goes.
Try this: pay for $80 worth of food, then write your name ALL OVER everything because you like to pretend that that'll make them stop and realize it's not theirs and that they can't just take it, which never works... Grab about $6 worth of what you REALLY REALLY wanted, (like M&M kudos bars, that $5 Longhorn Midget round of cheese that disappeared that you were looking forward to slicing into ALL FUCKING DAY) and grab about $24 worth of the regular shit (like pizza pockets and shit...) and take the other $50 worth of shit and just flush it down the toilet, or toss it in a garbage bag. That symbolizes bastard roommates eating everything you've got, as well as symbolizing all of your refridgerated food going bad because asshole roommates didn't pay you for power, so it got shut off. Try this: Buy only shit that you have to cook or prepare, because that's the only thing they don't eat (too much effort) with the exception of ramen noodles, so you have to take a half hour making food instead of just popping something into the microwave, just to save your food from being eaten by someone who obviously doesn't understand the concept behind STEALING. And when you finally dip into that 20 pack of ramen that was sitting on top of the cabinets for weeks, you can find that it's completely empty, (of COURSE nobody bothered to throw the box away) and you've got no food whatsoever, and you can't go back out to get more, and you can't just run to McDonald's... because your car got completely fucking obliterated and totaled by some punk bitches that wanted some Sparco seats and didn't want to pay for them. And you go buy a 20 pack of Bud Light to drown your sorrows in, and you drink 7 of them and go to bed feeling good, only to wake up and have 3 left. And when you ask the guys that you KNOW were there last night about it, they come back with "i only had like one man!" and then you try to make them pay for THAT but hey! they don't have any money BUT-- (!) they get paid Friday!! They'll DEFINATELY give you the money THEN!! DEFINATELY!!! and friday comes but they can't cash it till saturday morning 'cuz they didn't get off work in time' and saturday afternoon, when they wake up at the crack of 1:00 and the banks closed, they say they'll cash it monday and when you hit them up monday... oh shit. they just had to pay their parents for that money they borrowed for rent two months ago but actually used on cigarettes, lottery tickets, and beer and then came up short rent time and had to borrow a different hundred from a friend of theirs, who will never see that money again. And when you wonder why don't you just grab a minifridge with a lock and put your food in it? WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T FUCKING HAVE TO Because it's your house and you pay rent and your best friends and roommate should have some fucking respect.

go fuck yourself


hehe... is he joking? i dunno?

[Cyprus106]

dammit i started making that post when civracer was talking about pissing all over the table... how'd i end up on the second page!?

[CivRacer95]

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbul...play.php?f=661


^ Stress Relief Section

[twospirits]

Let me be the first to say

WTF.

Damn, I sense you have something bottled up inside, let it out my friend, let it out. Not good to hold in. Damn.

Maybe this should go into Stress Release, at the rate this thread is heading.

TS out

[YogsVR4]

sporks make nasty weapons :22yikes:

[thecackster]

All I have to say is WOW

[tonioseven]

Originally Posted by karmacae

ohhhhhh, ok , never seen one

All you've never wanted to know about them is at the link below...
http://www.monmouth.com/~kim/Spork.htm

[eversio11]

and this thread isn't closed because...?