Are your children Street Racing?

[CivRacer95]

I'll grab my bow and arrow! You always need an Indian to tag along when you go hunting.

[CassiesMan]

I doubt even if I I did make it blantently obvious, my parents wouldnt know. Shit, I showed my mom all the street racing videos I had, and she was like, yeah, thats nice...

Anyways, its just another add for Geico. I'm with red. *Grabs my nine and a bandana for a head band* Grove street fo life...

[Underground_Killah]

i'm up for it!!! (grabs baseball bat) gotta keep it simple...

[dampachi]

Why would an insurrance company sponsor drag racing? They don't cover drag racing accidents.

[Zgringo]

Originally Posted by RedNeck383

best line evar!

Oh no! Jimmy's Toyota Corolla has an emergency brake... and... it's front-wheel-drive... and his tires show wear from commuting to school... could he be... RACING?!?


I say we go kill that damn Gecko at Geico and show them how 'dangerous' street racers are and that we mean business!

Who's with me!?

*grabs torch!*

What is this shit?? Pickin on us kids for just having alittle good clean fun at 150MPH. Were learning driving technic and how to get to the hospital quick incase sis gets nocked-up and goes into labor.
I say turn that little Gecko into a taco. Cook the little fucker.

[eps]

Auto tag? I'll have to try that one day.

[flatlander757]

i used to have 2 geckos... they died.

2 more victories for anti-geico!

i cant believe they didnt mention nitrous. what in the hell does a handbrake have to do with front wheel drive racing?

I'm with you guys! *picks up goat*



I don't get my liscense til the 30th... can I bum a ride?

[Musashi3000GT]

I took Mercury insurance to court last year cause they refused to pay the damages to my car after I got into a crash. they used these same arguments against me and said I was "street racing" based on a check off list they had. they guy looked at my car and started checking off items. strutbar-check, aftermarket air filter-check, worn down tires-check, sound-system-check. well I took thier asses to court and ripped them a new one! my car was worth $1800.00, my damages where worth $1500.00......I got them for 16K! teach them to mess with a steetracer, yeah thats right, I was streetracing, but I still won bitches.

Kill that moddafaking Geco! *grabs Katana*

[caviman69]

That was some of the funniest shit i have heard in a long time. Im with you guys(grabs M16) Ohshit anybody know where i can catch a plane back to the states

[Drifty]

IM IN (grabs brass knuckles and throwing knives) kick thier sorry ass

[Ghetto-z]

but mom, i only use my turbo booster for merging onto the hwy, those freaking SUV drivers will kill you

[mynismo]

Originally Posted by RedNeck383

best line evar!

Oh no! Jimmy's Toyota Corolla has an emergency brake... and... it's front-wheel-drive... and his tires show wear from commuting to school... could he be... RACING?!?


I say we go kill that damn Gecko at Geico and show them how 'dangerous' street racers are and that we mean business!

Who's with me!?

*grabs torch!*

i like htat one too!! hahaha

"look for signs of erratic idle, making their car sound like a v8, and 300 series width tires or larger"

hahaha

[clawhammer]

Originally Posted by Musashi3000GT

I took Mercury insurance to court last year cause they refused to pay the damages to my car after I got into a crash. they used these same arguments against me and said I was "street racing" based on a check off list they had. they guy looked at my car and started checking off items. strutbar-check, aftermarket air filter-check, worn down tires-check, sound-system-check. well I took thier asses to court and ripped them a new one! my car was worth $1800.00, my damages where worth $1500.00......I got them for 16K! teach them to mess with a steetracer, yeah thats right, I was streetracing, but I still won bitches.

Kill that moddafaking Geco! *grabs Katana*

What car was this? The 3000gt has to be worth more than $1800. What was the rest of the money awarded for?

[-Josh-]

I say we make a video of us torturing the Gecko...and the finale could be throwing him out in front of a few FWD hand ebrake equipped street racers... then when he's lying on the ground, each one of us takes a turn pissing on him, then after the last person...we use reds torch to light him on fire... All the while, we send Civ with his bow and arrow to go take out the dude who did the robot on that one geico commercial, because that was to funny for Geico....

[2kCivic_GSR]

It's ok everyone I hired someone to take care of Mr. Gecko.