single ply TP

[93rollaracer]

Originally Posted by 351Cougar

You mean you guys actually shit in public bathrooms?? I have fears of just entering them.

Well it's either that or hold it for several months until I go home. And seeing as how that would get EXTREMELY painful, I'll take my chances.

[fredjacksonsan]

AF has sunk to a new low. TP.

Instead of bitching about the TP at school, why don't you carry a roll of your favorite soft N scented TP with you in your backpack!?

For crying out loud.

[sidewayzS13]

because id rather bitch

[fredjacksonsan]

What, did your finger poke through? heheheheheheh

roflmao. Dont you have something better to bitch about. Toilet paper

Did your finger go through



Thank you people for making my day

[sidewayzS13]

no figer going through i explained that i use a wad of that shit its just a comfort issue

[93rollaracer]

Hey...we're just keeping with the tradition of AF shit threads.

[elementskater15]

Personally(spelling?), I like single ply toilet paper. Hell, the last time I had a piece of ass is when my finger went through.

[twospirits]

Originally Posted by elementskater15

Personally(spelling?), I like single ply toilet paper. Hell, the last time I had a piece of ass is when my finger went through.

I can see it now, that being in someones signature.

They should just put in those aftermarket bidet thingy like they have in Europe.

See here. Click on the washing motion demonstration.

I wonder how strong it is, you don't want a fire hydrant of rushing water going up there.

TS out

[HogieGT-R]

Now see what you guys don't understand, is the comfortable way to use 1-ply. Yes my friends, there is a comfortable way to use 1-ply. "How?" you might ask. Well the answer is simple. Roll out the paper to the desired length, and rip it off the roll. Next, fold it up, so that it's like 5-ply. afterwards, make the wad of paper damp, by running it over lukewarm water. make sure that you don't soak the paper entirely, or else you won't have anything to wipe with. what this does is actually makes the crap cling to the paper more, resulting in a quicker wipe, and also the water makes it so that you don't have a burning cinnamon ring, or that god-awful anal itch if you didn't completely eliminate the threat of mud-butt.

[Steel]

where the hell do you get lukewarm water when you're on the john in a public shitter? just waddle out to the sinks? ask the guy next door? dip it in shit water? or do you actaully care so much that you preplan for it and hold a wad of wet tp in your hand while you drop your commandos, trying not to wring the water out of it from the strain?

[98Lumina]

Here's an idea. Before you leave the house, lubricate your cornhole with vaseline. That way you'll have little or no residual shit. You can then get away with a single light wipe.

What a fucked up thread!!!

[fredjacksonsan]

Originally Posted by HogieGT-R

Now see what you guys don't understand, is the comfortable way to use 1-ply. Yes my friends, there is a comfortable way to use 1-ply. "How?" you might ask. Well the answer is simple. Roll out the paper to the desired length, and rip it off the roll. Next, fold it up, so that it's like 5-ply. afterwards, make the wad of paper damp, by running it over lukewarm water. make sure that you don't soak the paper entirely, or else you won't have anything to wipe with. what this does is actually makes the crap cling to the paper more, resulting in a quicker wipe, and also the water makes it so that you don't have a burning cinnamon ring, or that god-awful anal itch if you didn't completely eliminate the threat of mud-butt.

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I'm not even going to try to comment.

[twospirits]

Judas Freaking Priest!
Now we have a step by step of how to clean your butt. Now I've seen everything. Holy Brown Ring Batman.

TS out

[96Civ]

Some places have toilet paper so rough that if its on a roll and you put it in the toilet w/o ripping it off... the toilet actually unravels the roll when you flush.

^That is my protest right there...