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02-16-2005, 04:53 PM
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Re: eek, help, sexual problem!
Shave your balls - the hair holds humidity and heat / stench = could be making her feel sick. If you shave em and keep em clean shaven, and don't take a hot shower right before cause it'll make your package hotter = make her feel sicker. Take a cold shower if anything. But I would deffinately try shaving them.
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02-16-2005, 05:00 PM
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Re: eek, help, sexual problem!
break out the weed wacker!!!!!
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02-16-2005, 05:12 PM
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Re: eek, help, sexual problem!
Look on the bright side. You're not getting head because it makes her sick. I'm not getting head because my girlfriend is a bitch.
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02-17-2005, 03:15 AM
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Re: eek, help, sexual problem!
ask her what her favorite topping is for a sandwich, then put in on your nob.
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02-17-2005, 03:56 AM
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02-18-2005, 12:46 AM
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man, if she hasnt even given you head once because of her ex's balls were too stinky, then tell her to stop comparing you to them, and just give it a shot. Or maybe she's just lying, and hates to give head. Just don't eat her out unless shes returning the favor. FIGHT THE URGE!!
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02-21-2005, 02:28 PM
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Re: eek, help, sexual problem!
i dont know bout u guys but i like my daily supply of vitamin p!!!!!!!even if she isnt hungry for a protien shake!!!!!lol
  
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02-21-2005, 08:27 PM
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Re: Re: eek, help, sexual problem!
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02-21-2005, 08:43 PM
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02-22-2005, 08:30 AM
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Re: eek, help, sexual problem!
for those not down with the lingo!lol vitamin pus@y and protien shake(that milky substance that comes out of.......)just one of those dudes that loves eatin the pus@y!
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88 10th anniversary rx7 and company h2. [IMG][/IMG] [IMG]atkins streetported 3mm seal engine, act clutch, lightweight flywheel, downpipe, straightpipe, greddy power extreme exhaust, hks ssqv blow off valve, short shifter, tein flex suspension, energy bushings, bonez intake, new brakes, rotors, toyo tires, mazdaspeed replica seats
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02-22-2005, 03:26 PM
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Re: eek, help, sexual problem!
lingo? sorry I'm not fluent in 'retard'.
look, we all know you've never gotten any sexual favors before in your life. well, maybe from some trashy 16 year old
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02-22-2005, 04:12 PM
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ur moms only sixteen?i never knew!
lol means joke, sorry to offend u. 
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02-22-2005, 07:28 PM
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Re: eek, help, sexual problem!
LOL did anybody else besides me see the "related links"?? If they show up on yours, they're funnier then hell. They're for pubic hair-shaving supplies and stuff!
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02-22-2005, 07:37 PM
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Re: eek, help, sexual problem!
if you give her great head she'll make the sacrifice to give it to you. try some Halls cough drops before you go down there they make the clit extra sensitive but don't go for the kill as soon as your down there(work around it) that stuff can make it too sensitive and it'll hurt her
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02-24-2005, 08:54 AM
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Re: eek, help, sexual problem!
Maybe she just doesn't like it.
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