Calling AF: Evil Help Required - Page 2

Raz_Kaz · #16 02-10-2005, 08:19 PM

Alright, gimme another person he usually hangs out with at work? other than you

and gimme some names of people you know have housewives

BP2K2Max · #17 02-10-2005, 08:22 PM

send letters to his email account pretending to be a doctor asking how he's been feeling since his sex change operation. or make it seem like he was asking about getting one done.

Jm93 · #18 02-10-2005, 08:26 PM

send him an e-mail that you are proud he is interested in having a sex change operation, then explain to him it is painfull but worth it in the end, however the new "part" may not function properly for months, and make it seem like that answered a question that he was extremely woried about. lol, im going ot have to use that one.

Oz · #19 02-10-2005, 08:29 PM

Jm93 and Max - perfect

Raz - I don't work with him or know anyone in his company. Sorry dude.

TaNK_Em · #20 02-10-2005, 08:40 PM

Go with the sex change e-mail, But what are you going to send it from not many doctors use a hotmail account.

- Kevin

Oz · #21 02-10-2005, 08:48 PM

What about a letter of offer and a job contract, complete on company stationary?

Raz_Kaz · #22 02-10-2005, 09:02 PM

He's smuggling immigrants and owns his own nike plant

Toksin · #23 02-10-2005, 09:18 PM

Marty,

Hopefully you get this before you go on leave. We need to talk about the next lot of goods coming in - our last courier nearly got nicked so the bosses are a little worried. Also, that Irish prick you sorted out is starting to stink here, and people are asking questions. We need to stash him somewhere - I was told you're an expert in this sort of thing.

You mentioned something about a goldmine at work - can you clarify? If it's short notice I don't know how we're going to get enough people together to do the job. Let me know.

-G.

Oz · #24 02-10-2005, 09:22 PM

Perfect tokky. Might send that one if no better submissions before 3pm.

RickwithaTbird · #25 02-10-2005, 10:09 PM

Marty,

I think we can help you with that promotion. Just give us some details on your boss. Address, car, and it will be taken care of. Make sure you are maintaining a good relationship with (Insert boss's name) so nobody gets suspicious. Invite him to dinner sometime. Oh and the guy that saw you with his wife... don't worry about him. That has all been taken care of. Glad to see they took the bait on your reason for leave. See you in Brazil,

Vinny

RickwithaTbird · #26 02-10-2005, 10:27 PM

Marty,

Hey I hope you get this before you leave, but theres gonna be big bucks coming into the bank off Riverside. Make sure you have your rifle, and plenty of ammo. Bring your scope too, we want you in a high location to snipe. Dont forget a ski mask and your suit, we're talkin lots of kills. We've got a location all mapped out so we won't be seen. Again, we're talkin big bucks... Remember 2001? Think bigger. Enough to eat off of for a loooong time. We got Big Mike and Dirty Dave bringin their trucks so we can take all the bodies with us. We don't wanna let any of em get away from us this year. BIG BUCKS!!!

Lou

Its pretty suspicious, but it could be a hunting trip, could be a bank robbery...who knows?? Tell your boss that your friend called you up from his vacation and was talking about getting a new house. Then if your boss ever happens to ask about the email, of course your friend will deny it, because its fake and he knows nothing about it, but your boss won't know that until you pop the lid off. of course tokksins letter was brilliant. I hope your joke works, it should be pretty funny.

clawhammer · #27 02-10-2005, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RickwithaTbird

Marty,

I think we can help you with that promotion. Just give us some details on your boss. Address, car, and it will be taken care of. Make sure you are maintaining a good relationship with (Insert boss's name) so nobody gets suspicious. Invite him to dinner sometime. Oh and the guy that saw you with his wife... don't worry about him. That has all been taken care of. Glad to see they took the bait on your reason for leave. See you in Brazil,

Vinny

Be very careful with this, because you can get into a lot of trouble with the police. Plus it would not be as funny if the boss thought his life was in danger. I like the sex-change one.

ec437 · #28 02-11-2005, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RickwithaTbird

Marty,

I think we can help you with that promotion. Just give us some details on your boss. Address, car, and it will be taken care of. Make sure you are maintaining a good relationship with (Insert boss's name) so nobody gets suspicious. Invite him to dinner sometime. Oh and the guy that saw you with his wife... don't worry about him. That has all been taken care of. Glad to see they took the bait on your reason for leave. See you in Brazil,

Vinny

waaay too specific

Quote:

Originally Posted by RickwithaTbird

Marty,

Hey I hope you get this before you leave, but theres gonna be big bucks coming into the bank off Riverside. Make sure you have your rifle, and plenty of ammo. Bring your scope too, we want you in a high location to snipe. Dont forget a ski mask and your suit, we're talkin lots of kills. We've got a location all mapped out so we won't be seen. Again, we're talkin big bucks... Remember 2001? Think bigger. Enough to eat off of for a loooong time. We got Big Mike and Dirty Dave bringin their trucks so we can take all the bodies with us. We don't wanna let any of em get away from us this year. BIG BUCKS!!!

Lou

again, too specific and almost to the point of obviously being fake.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toksin

Marty,

Hopefully you get this before you go on leave. We need to talk about the next lot of goods coming in - our last courier nearly got nicked so the bosses are a little worried. Also, that Irish prick you sorted out is starting to stink here, and people are asking questions. We need to stash him somewhere - I was told you're an expert in this sort of thing.

You mentioned something about a goldmine at work - can you clarify? If it's short notice I don't know how we're going to get enough people together to do the job. Let me know.

-G.

The only thing that keeps this from sounding like one of those random virus generated canned emails is the fact that his name is at the top. brilliant.

crayzayjay · #29 02-11-2005, 03:54 AM

Marty,

I hope you've recovered from our night of passion last week. I had an incredible time on Saturday and juding by your inability to walk the next morning, you did too. Give me a call, we have to hook up again.

Mike

EclipseRST · #30 02-11-2005, 04:45 AM

ROFL!!! Crazayjay you are a sick MOFO!

Reminds me of the movie "The White Chicks" where the dude is in the wheel chair!

Anyways, use Tokky's, I think his is best by far but I'll try and give it a shot!

Hey, I cant believe you actually managed to get out of work for this! How long are you off for, cause you know your going to have to heal before you go back right? You should just be in and out... Not much pain at all, you'll be a whole new person when your done! Very special person! So are you sure you are ready for this? Its a big step and I dont want you to ruin yourself just for me. If you dont want to I will understand, I'm not forcing you. Let me know before you leave if you're still willing. My parents will be on vacation for the whole time you're here and I got out of school so everything should be fine. I'm getting sick of all this highschool drama BS anyways. Well I guess I'll talk to you soon!

Roberto

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