A raise for the penis!

[NSX-R-SSJ20K]

Originally posted by FTO Girl
Me thinks I’m going to really regret posting this thread! :hehehe:

i would i mean what would happen if i posted one about the clit

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally posted by NSX-R-SSJ20K


i would i mean what would happen if i posted one about the clit

Well that would all depend on whether it was funny or not.

[taranaki]

Originally posted by FTO Girl
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I am always using my head first
I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Response from Human Resources:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your assigned position, and often visit other areas
You take a lot of non-rostered breaks
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe OH&S measures, such as wearing the correct protective outfits
You don't like working double shifts
You sometimes leave your assigned position before you have completed your work
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags!

:hehehe: :hehehe:

he's also the first one up in the morning, on the job until all hours andhas to make most of the decisions....and he has no job security.....he can be made redundant without any warning..

[NSX-R-SSJ20K]

Originally posted by taranaki


he's also the first one up in the morning, on the job until all hours andhas to make most of the decisions....and he has no job security.....he can be made redundant without any warning..

thats bloody hilarious hahahahhaa

[Gonthrax]

Originally posted by NSX-R-SSJ20K


yea exactly .... what do you mean by grub ?

Kinda like a poofter... I have no clue what that means either...

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally posted by Gonthrax

Kinda like a poofter... I have no clue what that means either...

I sincerely hope that no one’s calling me a poofter.

[taranaki]

Originally posted by NSX-R-SSJ20K


yea exactly .... what do you mean by grub ?

as in grubby-minded/dirty little thoughts/shameless jafa....

that sort of thing ......Gonthrax...we need to talk.....

[NSX-R-SSJ20K]

FTO girl ?

you're a lesbian ?? wow you really do deserve this

[G_racer]

Dont forget about Mr.Dicks 8==B friends they are also ammune to getting blue balls. HAHAHAHA--->i'm such a bad girl.

[Gonthrax]

Originally posted by taranaki


as in grubby-minded/dirty little thoughts/shameless jafa....

that sort of thing ......Gonthrax...we need to talk.....

Jafa? Like Mocha? or Java? :huh:

Ok nevermind, us Americans will never understand Kiwi slang...

And no FTO, in no way was I implying that anyone in this thread, let alone the founder, was a poofter in any way shape or form.

[SiRedge]

Jafa is really J.A.F.A and stands for "Just another fking Aucklander"

I'm a Cantab :finger: :licker:

[NSX-R-SSJ20K]

Originally posted by SiRedge
Jafa is really J.A.F.A and stands for "Just another fking Aucklander"

I'm a Cantab :finger: :licker:

hahahahaha what the hell is aukland tho ? ? ? ??

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally posted by NSX-R-SSJ20K
FTO girl ?

you're a lesbian ?? wow you really do deserve this

:finger: :finger: :finger: :finger:

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally posted by NSX-R-SSJ20K

hahahahaha what the hell is aukland tho ? ? ? ??

:huh: are you for real????

[YogsVR4]

FTO - I thought your joke was funny