stupid idiot next door (not dissing the firebird just the bum that owns it.)

[tacoma man.]

Originally Posted by fredjacksonsan

Damn, all this vandalism. Just challenge him to a race, if he loses he has to keep it quiet in the neighborhood. If you lose, then, well, he can keep squealing his peg leg until he breaks his car. From your description you should smoke him.

Oh yeah, and I liked the 4a.m. suggestion.

i believe thats what he is wanting, is a race. he will get it, what pisses me off the most is there is a quarter of a mile or over straight stretch above my house. i wouldnt mind if he'd try destroying his car there. i beleive that i will challenge him to a race and have it above my house in the straight stretch, and use my 94 z28, that will end his crap.

[fredjacksonsan]

Be happy to hear how it comes out.

[2Slow4U_Noob]

i dont think vandalism is the way to go..it seems like u got way better cars than him so anything u do to him.. he would do back to you and probably worse ... u could race him kick his ass too but he'd prob get pissed and try to mess up ur cars just the same.. maybe u could record him being and ass and show the tape to him and let him know that ur goin to the cops if he keeps that crap up

EDIT
If you race him be sure to get a whole bunch of people out there to watch so they can all see him get smoked ..if u got a video camera post the tape somewhere

[Zaphod Beeblebrox]

Originally Posted by WickedNYCowboy

Smoke your ride up in front of his. Also drain the rearend. It is easier to get to then the oil and tranny drain plugs. You could also tip the cops off to wreckless driver in your neighborhood.

Yeah, thats what I was thinking. Its the safest way to get back at him. Set up a video camera and tape his sorry ass a few times and then submit to the cops saying that he contstantly drives around residental neighborhood wrecklessly.

[tacoma man.]

i will tape it, and if possible i will post the race on here. i raced a zo6 in my z28 and beat him almost by 2 car lenths, but i have put on a supercharger and lt4 heads and intake. i will do this instead of tearing up his ride. maybe it will finish the car off trying to race me.

[WickedNYCowboy]

It's not vandalism persay. It is doing the goon a favor.

[tacoma man.]

he already looks like an ass, so i dont have to help him out there

[publicenemy137]

tape his car, get his plate #s. He will get in trouble. vandalism is stupid, if you get caught you are fucked

[uranium235powered]

When he's sleeping, steal both the rear wheels. He won't be able to drive it until he gets some new tires, which means that you can sleep a good sleep for a while. Then go and buy some masking tape and do some weird design on the wheels, then fit them on your car. Stop by his house the next day and honk your horn for 10 seconds to make him stare out the window. Then do a 40 second burnout with those tires. He shouldn't recognise that those were his own rims since their spinning so fast. After you "Smoke him", take the duct tape off and then replace them on his car when he is sleeping. He'll be mad that he couldn't get back at you because he's waiting for new rims to come.
I'm not recommending you on doing this though......its just so evil and funny. I would be pissed if you did that to me, though.

[WickedNYCowboy]

Originally Posted by tacoma man.

he already looks like an ass, so i dont have to help him out there

Removing fluids would actually help stop making himself looking like an idiot. I say just race him and end it. You can always just keep it simple and complain to the cops. Just be sure to videotape his stupidity and that will do the trick also.

[CamaroSSBoy346]

egg in the gas tank. It doesnt totaly fuck your car up, but it will stump even the best mechanics. lol.

[eversio11]

Originally Posted by uranium235powered

When he's sleeping, steal both the rear wheels. He won't be able to drive it until he gets some new tires, which means that you can sleep a good sleep for a while. Then go and buy some masking tape and do some weird design on the wheels, then fit them on your car. Stop by his house the next day and honk your horn for 10 seconds to make him stare out the window. Then do a 40 second burnout with those tires. He shouldn't recognise that those were his own rims since their spinning so fast. After you "Smoke him", take the duct tape off and then replace them on his car when he is sleeping. He'll be mad that he couldn't get back at you because he's waiting for new rims to come.
I'm not recommending you on doing this though......its just so evil and funny. I would be pissed if you did that to me, though.

I have no fucking clue what you're talking about..

[tacoma man.]

stealing his wheels and melting off the tread would be cool, but how ever, he thinks his car is faster than mine. and he thinks his crap dont stink, humiliation on the other hand is a better route to show the neighbor hood just who's on top. other neighbors are ready to line up and down the road to watch, cause he is doing the same in front of thier houses too.

and if he tries to come into my yard to mess with my cars. he better be able to run faster than my doberman, boxer and rotwieler. the he can go home and cry to mommy. i was told that his mommy keeps him up, she works her guts out to pay for his car and what ever other bills he has.

[uranium235powered]

Nevermind...I'm just stupid, thats all.

[tacoma man.]

i showed the goon a trick or two today. the race was cool, he done a small one wheel turn out before we raced. i roasted the tires on my z28, when my brother dropped the flag, i let the goon jump ahead and get almost half way up the road, and then i took off. he was almost to the finish line when i blowed his doors off. he said i cheated cause i had a car that was supercharged, so i got my brothers trans am its a 86 model, with a new 309 ci (bored out 305) and a 4 barrel edelbrock 750 cfm. its estimated rwhp is about 260. my z cranks out 421 rwhp. i whipped him with the trans am too big time. i aksed him if he would dare go against my granny's 02 1.8 liter toyota carolla.......that really put the icing on the cake. and he returned home. later he drove by my house on the speed limit and never screetched a tire.