You might be a ricer if... - Page 2

Legionofone · #16 01-18-2005, 01:20 AM

u forgot about ur body kits being primer grey

or maby ur Twin tail pipes on ur integra GS smoke...

panchoman · #17 01-18-2005, 01:51 AM

Your brother is pissed cause you stole the muffler off his dirt bike (it was a direct fit!)

LMFAO man now that is some good stuff, i actually read throught this whole list usually i skip the long posts

stoned_pimp420 · #18 01-31-2005, 02:32 PM

NONE of this applies to me! But I know a guy that SWEARS his civic has like 800 horsepower and is still slower than a old model VW beetle. And everyone of the mods listed above apply to him except the hole in his bumper and knowing what it's for.

bjdm151 · #19 02-08-2005, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by exman98

not all imports are ricers though.

True.

And you also have to admit that all ricers don't drive imports.
Ever see a mustang with a Nissan GT-R badge?
Ever seen a stock camaro with 315 rear tires?
I know i've seen some screwed up muscle cars.

ASTAutoSales · #20 02-08-2005, 04:08 PM

Damn im a ricer.

I had a 30k truck with a few k in mods and lived with my parents(while closing on my new house)

i moved the rear view mirrors on my 47 chevy from the bottom to the top after it was chopped.

i have more watts then HP

i have more then 12 stickers on my 47 (none are visible though, they are under tonneau cover)

when we ran my 23 t bucket on the dyno after we got our new intake in we immediately had it port matched and polished and gained way more then 5 hp on the 502ci

i estimate the HP over 250 on all of my vehicles without ever testing them

i spent more on graphics and decals then on gasoline (i drive a diesel)

i can fist fuck my 4" tip (on the diesel)

when i am towing (diesel) it sounds like im going 90 when im only doing 20-25

My cars have rice written all over them

J/k i know its all a joke its just funny how alot of that applies to me

YukiHime · #21 02-13-2005, 07:10 PM

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbul...d.php?t=364762
^ This is rice?

J-Ri · #22 02-13-2005, 08:30 PM

Very nice list, but a few were missing.

If you run 3 seconds slower in the 1/4 mile with a full tank of gas.
When you pop your hood and someone asks how many horsepower you gain by painting the valve cover red, and you reply with a number.
Your car has a faster top end than my truck, so you figure it has more power, so you ask for a pull-off and end up wrecking your tranny. (some idiot actually pulled against my truck once)
Someone asks "Can you even spin the tires on sand?" and you reply "Yeah they actually spin more on sand"
You left the timing belt cover off to save on weight.

zzpza · #23 02-14-2005, 03:33 AM

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Originally Posted by J-Ri

You left the timing belt cover off to save on weight.

J-Ri · #24 02-14-2005, 01:25 PM

yeah... I know someone who did that. The funny thing is he can't figure out why his timing belt keeps ketting chewed up by road debris... really more sad than funny I guess.

zzpza · #25 02-14-2005, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J-Ri

yeah... I know someone who did that. The funny thing is he can't figure out why his timing belt keeps ketting chewed up by road debris... really more sad than funny I guess.

i hope he doesn't have an interference design engine! <belt snaps> bang! dead engine...

j.

J-Ri · #26 02-14-2005, 02:07 PM

it's probably interference now, if it wasn't from the factory. He blew the head gasket reving it to redline in a parking lot. Had the head and block resurfaced.

imtheoneandonlyD · #27 08-17-2005, 03:50 AM

lol, those totally apply to my friend with a neon. He has an intake, exhaust, and plug wires. He claimes to be pushing atleast 200 hp out of a 2.0 sohc engine.

jcsaleen · #28 08-27-2005, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by uranium235powered

I enjoyed this part: "You rev on school busses
Hell, you rev on people in electric wheelchairs "

Lmao! me too... Its just sad people like that.

bigfo0tz · #29 06-24-2006, 11:02 PM

wow that was very intresting

p.s.
Originally Posted by CassiesMan
Just be happy it wasn't one of the ultra rare Ford Mustang GT-R, with a Turbo intercooler rotary V8.

this is from mischief aint it!

pimprolla112 · #30 06-25-2006, 06:34 PM

We can thank the Fast and the Furious for the mustang GT-R. Im glad to see someone understands the difference between a tuner who mods there car and a ricer who mods there car.

And yes some of these do apply to me, my tires stick out on my truck. And the 4 door accord yeah i have one which is currently under an engine swap, and you can stick your fist in the muffler, thanks to a greddy evo2.

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