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prostitutes, whipped cream, and
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viagra
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I know I'm not supposed to post, but I guess I will for fun
![]() And Signal bought all three. He made the prostitutes bathe in whipped cream, while he secretly took the bottle of Viagra, cuz honestly, he needed it ![]() JK, signal, back to your story....
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actually that wasn't that bad of an addon, we'll keep it
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and... a tutu. While in the big house Signal had been through some serious changes by being everyones loves toy. Instead of buying the prostitutes, Signal decided to joined them on their nightly rounds hoping he could make some money and somehow readjust to living on the outside. It was at that moment that he... **EDIT** Oh man, lets continue the story here.
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Looked up to see a flying whale. It made a noise like a...
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bunch of nails on a chalk board
he looked up and the whale looked like the actor.....
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Pee Wee herman, Signal couldn't take it anymore with the constant huh, huh huh that pee wee was making so signal...
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Ran away and hid in the corner, shaking violently and uncontrollably. Somebody walked down the ally, where signal was hiding. It was a hobo, he yelled and said...
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I'm Rick James bitch, the Hobbo got up and....
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...grew a long pigsnout, then built a greenhouse out of clear bricks, where he proceeded to...
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Started beating him with a newpaper yelling get out of my spot!! Then all the suden a cop saw them from the end of the alley and...
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crap I type to slow it was suppose to go after neutrino sorry
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brought them to 91300zxtt's party on thursday so they could all have some alchohol, and when they arrived suddenly a very attractive girl said....
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Only in your dreams will you have me. Heart broken and tired of not having sex in a while, he began wacking off in the corner to the dream about that very attractive girl............and when he saw his man juice on the wall he turned around and...............
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