The Drinking Story Thread

[Oz]

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Hmm...stories whilst fucked.

How's this for a line said to both good friends and people I've met half an hour before at 3am outside a club. "I love you. It's not the drugs, we just don't say that enough".

Or at same club, SMS message to mate "Meet me at the bottom of the stairs. My feet keep floating and I wanna go dance", which was accidently sent to my 50 something year old Aunt. Frantic phone call "Are you OK" "Yes" "OK, let me know your OK in the morning too." Shit.

Having a bit of a smoke at an anonymous location, when I realised I had to go home and the only way was to drive. My face turning an unhealthy colour of green, a decided to pep myself up with...umm...coffee or coca cola...or something. So I've gotten home where my best mate was meeting us for a night out clubbing, and my Dad was still up. Apparantly between laughing at the fridge and chewing my face off, Dad asked "What the FUCK are you on?" which made my best mate choke on whatever he was eating and someone had to perform the heimlich.

And then there are the alcohol only stories. Like the time I woke up in someone elses bed, in someone elses house fully clothed hugging a traffic cone. Jinushaun, wanna jump in with pics?

[Toksin]

Originally Posted by BP2K2Max

dude, go fuck yourself. i was just trying to illustrate a point, which i have.

Brian, chill dude.

[Toksin]

I remember drunken calling Suislide on my birthday.

I remember drunken calling Oz one night (that night Moss and I got shitfaced and I posted that classic piss thread)

One night we were up at a friends just drinking, when we decided to mission over to the nearby school and go swimming. So we're heading that way, up a stupidly steep hill, I'm completely maggoted, so I start rapping. I'm unfit, and can barely breathe, but there I am blurting out Eminem's Role Model while going up this steep assed hill. We get to the top, my friend's girlfriend runs past me, with my other friend going after her, so I thought "hey, i'll follow!" I run, turn a corner, and slip off the sidewalk and step in the gutter. I crash down and roll onto my back. It feels like I've broken my leg (just sprained my ankle), but I'm lying on my back laughing my ass off. My friend J walks over to me, looks down at me, takes a photo, and walks off.

We ended up stripping down to our boxers, running over the cover of the pool back and forth several times, then while we were getting changed J decided to take leak FROM THE ROOF OF THE SCHOOL into the pool.


New years...basically, ended up getting horribly tanked off vodka/champagne/red bull mixes, stumbling around shirtless with glow sticks wrapped around me, lit up like a friggin christmas tree, trying to hold a conversation with my friend's girlfriend ("so YOU'RE DAVE! with no clothes on"), then making out with a friend of a friend and crashing with her on the floor.

Goodtimes