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Old 03-03-2002, 08:28 PM
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The larger majority of teenage girls are foolish, naive, generally brainless, and in today's definition, only out for a romp with an older man.

Boy won't it be funny when they have to give up their Abercrombie shopping sprees for the ModernMaternity clothes as a direct result of them running around the mall in their hoochie skirts and virutually non-existant tops!?!?
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I've changed my mind, I think they hang out in the mall for the express purpose of sending me to jail. I went to the mall yesterday and I cannot count the number ofr 14-16 year olds that I talked to who were just begging to send me to jail In the future I'm only going to the mall during the day when school is in
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How old are you, and why were you talking to them in the first place?
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How old are you, and why were you talking to them in the first place?
I'm 20, and I was talking to them because I'm a guy, and when a girl says "Hi blah blah blah" guys don't think "She's to young, give her the finger and walk away" And even if we did, I'm a nice guy so I'll humor them.
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You: "So... how old are you?"
Them: "16"
You: "18? Alright!"
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You: "So... how old are you?"
Them: "16"
You: "18? Alright!"
rofl, If only that would hold up in court

Oh well, its good for a good self esteem boost anyhow :silly2:
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Re: teenage girls and malls...

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It's Thursday lunchtime,its warm,but it's raining.Can somebody please explain why teenage girls feel the urge to get their best dating gear on and hang around in shopping malls in large groups.......

To drive old men like us bezerk! You can't get caught looking. You sure the hell can't touch, so you drift off into dream land and bump into some 400 lb. behemouth, who of course finds you attractive..

When you finally get home, you decide you're going to try and take your frustrations out on your frigid wife.

Once again... YOU LOSE!
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did you ever get lucky,Kat?
Unfortunately no. All the big-boobed blondes wearing skimpy clothes got lucky. At the time of my phase I was shall we say a "late bloomer". I am pretty conservative so I never have been a "guy magnet."
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Unfortunately no. All the big-boobed blondes wearing skimpy clothes got lucky. At the time of my phase I was shall we say a "late bloomer". I am pretty conservative so I never have been a "guy magnet."
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You girls aren't giving yourself enough credit. Look at it as not so much as a "guy magnet" - you'll get the assholes along with everyone else that way. Look at it as specific requirements or precision dating.













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I guess you gotta get them when they are young and stupid...
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I'm 20, and I was talking to them because I'm a guy, and when a girl says "Hi blah blah blah" guys don't think "She's to young, give her the finger and walk away" And even if we did, I'm a nice guy so I'll humor them.
Plus some girls look younger than they really are. There's this one girl at my college who looks 7 year old and there was this girl at my old high school who looked 12.

Jailbait owns...
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and young girls have such impressionable minds.....

we could corrupt them so much!
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one time I was at the mall with two of my bandmates and THEY (being the hot ones, of course) were approached by three of the infamous hoochicitus maximus. the girls couldn't get out more than three words before one of my bandsmates lleapt on the other and blurts out, "sorry, we're gay!"

that was an encounter I'll never forget.
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Teenage girls are the only reason that I actually do any of my shopping at the mall. If it wasnt for them, I would buy almost all my stuff mail-order or off the internet.

They are the "Incentive" to go to the mall to shop....you just cant help but look
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