I Hate Thieves

[RACER D12]

Originally Posted by Zgringo

I caught one in my car trying to steal my system ( I have a silent alarm that calls my cell phone) went out stuck a .44 Mag. in the back of his head and made him dig a hole in my back yard, He kept asking me what the hole was for, I finally told him it was for him after I shot him. He started crying and beg me not to kill him. Well I made him strip all his clothes off and with a magic marker wrote on his back, "I'm a thief, and got caught". Put him in my car, took him naked to the interstate and chained him to the guard rail there and went home.
Next day at work in the break room some guys were laughing at a story in the paper. It seems the police found this guy chained to a guard rail on the interstate with a note on his back saying,"I'm a thief, and got caught".

I like the idea of cutting off a hand of a thief.

Please tell me you really did this

[2strokebloke]

Well you got it for free, so except for the broken vent window you didn't really lose anything.
There's no security like a '78 Gremlin, most theives wouldn't even come close enough to the car to see if the door was unlocked.

I caught one in my car trying to steal my system ( I have a silent alarm that calls my cell phone) went out stuck a .44 Mag. in the back of his head and made him dig a hole in my back yard

So what happened to the hole? Are you going to have to wait for another theif to come by so you can have somebody fill in that eyesore? - nice story though, you have a gun and went on a power trip...

[CivRacer95]

That sounds bad. Everyone is getting hit lately. Someone took out my dad's battery charger, tools, and stole come cd's from his car last week. Totally blows. About $500 worth of stuff stolen from him. Well, that helps me make my decision to install an alarm on my next pay check. Late...

[SniperX13]

Zgringo, hopefully your just blowing smoke. openly admitting to commiting over 4 felonies is not one of the smartest things to do.

Agg Assault with a Deadly Weapon
Agg Kidnapping
Agg Criminal Restraint
Agg Criminal Threat

if you actually did this, no jury would care that he was trying to rob you. you just made him the victim, not you.

[RACER D12]

Originally Posted by SniperX13

Zgringo, hopefully your just blowing smoke. openly admitting to commiting over 4 felonies is not one of the smartest things to do.

Agg Assault with a Deadly Weapon
Agg Kidnapping
Agg Criminal Restraint
Agg Criminal Threat

if you actually did this, no jury would care that he was trying to rob you. you just made him the victim, not you.

I would care

[chevydrummer76]

Originally Posted by 2strokebloke

Well you got it for free, so except for the broken vent window you didn't really lose anything.
There's no security like a '78 Gremlin, most theives wouldn't even come close enough to the car to see if the door was unlocked.

So what happened to the hole? Are you going to have to wait for another theif to come by so you can have somebody fill in that eyesore? - nice story though, you have a gun and went on a power trip...

well yeah i did get the system for free......but you cant really say i didnt lose anything. I mean if you got a corvette free and someone steals it you wouldnt be like oh well i didnt really lose anything, because i didnt pay for it.

[Zgringo]

Originally Posted by clawhammer

I was laughing so hard when I read that. Did you get into trouble at all for it? Do you live in the US?

In trouble for what? All I did was expose a thief to the world. When this happened I was living in the US. Where I live now, you catch a thief you kill them. Nobody says shit and the poilce are happy, and don't have to fill out a report.

Piece of shit lowlife should have his balls cut off.

[Zgringo]

Originally Posted by SniperX13

Zgringo, hopefully your just blowing smoke. openly admitting to commiting over 4 felonies is not one of the smartest things to do.

Agg Assault with a Deadly Weapon
Agg Kidnapping
Agg Criminal Restraint
Agg Criminal Threat

if you actually did this, no jury would care that he was trying to rob you. you just made him the victim, not you.

I'll remember this the next time I'm back home, and I promise I'll never do it again.
Next time I'll kill the SOB. and as I spend the rest of my life in jail, I'll know you'll never get ripped off by him.

[Ace$nyper]

Originally Posted by Zgringo

I'll remember this the next time I'm back home, and I promise I'll never do it again.
Next time I'll kill the SOB. and as I spend the rest of my life in jail, I'll know you'll never get ripped off by him.

you = teh her0!

hahaahahhahaahhhaah thats so badass!

[HighRev87]

That is the coolest thing I have ever heard as in taking the law into your own hands. I at first thought It was BS until he defended it in a serious way.

[JMB83celica]

i agree if someone is trying to take your stuff why can't you just bust 'em up pretty bad or in your case em-bar-ass them on the side of a highway?I had someone try to still my exhaust once the only reason i knew about it when i got to my car was my cousin was watching them(from his car) try to unbolt the exhaust with there bare hands after i had been driving for about 2 hours? i can still see them trying that in my head like i actually witnessed it!!! LOL

[2strokebloke]

Originally Posted by Zgringo

I'll remember this the next time I'm back home, and I promise I'll never do it again.
Next time I'll kill the SOB. and as I spend the rest of my life in jail, I'll know you'll never get ripped off by him.

So murder is better than burglary? I must remind myself not to sell my brain on ebay.

I mean if you got a corvette free and someone steals it you wouldnt be like oh well i didnt really lose anything, because i didnt pay for it.

If somebody gave me a corvette, and it got stolen, I'd be dissapointed that whoever took it didn't ask first, but unless it was my only means of transport, I really wouldn't care.

[Thourun]

Originally Posted by JMB83celica

i agree if someone is trying to take your stuff why can't you just bust 'em up pretty bad or in your case em-bar-ass them on the side of a highway?I had someone try to still my exhaust once the only reason i knew about it when i got to my car was my cousin was watching them(from his car) try to unbolt the exhaust with there bare hands after i had been driving for about 2 hours? i can still see them trying that in my head like i actually witnessed it!!! LOL

How the heck did they get under your car to start with? I know I can't get under my car without jack stands and a celica can't have much more ground clearance. Was it a drunk hobo? lol.

[HighRev87]

Originally Posted by 2strokebloke

If somebody gave me a corvette, and it got stolen, I'd be dissapointed that whoever took it didn't ask first, but unless it was my only means of transport, I really wouldn't care.

Whhaaaaaa?
Im not even going to go into that. Actually I Will....
"Hi insurance company, yea im john smith and my corvette was stolen, I got it for free so I figure we will call it even. Dont bother sending me a check, However, I would like to end my coverage on that vehicle."

Aight...to much AF and my brain gets funky.

[Zgringo]

Originally Posted by HighRev87

Whhaaaaaa?
Im not even going to go into that. Actually I Will....
"Hi insurance company, yea im john smith and my corvette was stolen, I got it for free so I figure we will call it even. Dont bother sending me a check, However, I would like to end my coverage on that vehicle."

Aight...to much AF and my brain gets funky.

Thanks, now I don't need to respond to crap.
All I want is for him to call me when he gets his Free Corvette, and would you make sure it has a nice sterio in it.