Stray cats

[RSX-S777]

Originally Posted by jay@af

Yeah, then the boars, then the panthers, then the bears, then the sharks, then the lions, then the fungus. Watch out; it's a vicious cycle...

Because the panthers eat the boars, the bears eat the panthers, the sharks eat the bears (naturally), the lions swim out to eat the sharks and that vicious fungus hunts the lions. I saw it on Animal Planet. Fascinating, the food chain...

[Raz_Kaz]

did anyone catch the link between the boars and the dogs?

[LT1 Kayker]

Man that would be awesome. Halfway to work in the morning just to notice a shark on your hood flopping around on the sticky fly tape...Im sure that would get rid of slow people too. If I saw a guy tailgating me with a shark bolted to his hood, I would make damn sure I don't go slow. Or I could start throwing berries at it until a bear comes to save me.

[RSX-S777]

Originally Posted by LT1 Kayker

Or I could start throwing berries at it until a bear comes to save me.

This is the funniest goddamned thing I've read today

[imtheoneandonlyD]

no man throwin berries wont work, cause the lions eat the sharks. lol. so you gotta throw lion food at it or your sol

[LT1 Kayker]

But then the shark would be full and wouldn't wanna eat me, cuz it either ate all the berries, or a few bears...If I threw lion food there would just be lions on the car...and that is just outa hand right there.

[Suislide]

i'm not even touching this thread with a ten foot lion-food pole.

[Genopsyde]

put a big snake on your car that will eat the cats.

[LT1 Kayker]

Thats right, it's a COBRA! (driving 6 banger Mustang)

[aloharocky]

A bowl of milk, with Tylenol in it, will solve your cat problem.

[-Josh-]

Or you could take one of the cats and hang it by the neck in front of your car to make a point to the other pussy cats that your not messing around anymore. Makes more sense than the whole food chain idea...

[LT1 Kayker]

pshhh! I think taping a shark to your hood would solve that problem, and many others. haha

[98gtstang]

i would go with the car cover, and besides if you miss with the pb gun and hit ur car that would just sux.
Al

[Andydg]

I shoot strays with my .22 I suggest the same or a more powerfull fully automatic assualt rifle if you've got a lot of cats...or a cat that really just doesn't wanna die.

[BP2K2Max]

^ wow, aren't you fuckin' cool? how do you know they're strays? some asshole shot my cat(not a stray) and put a hole straight through her hip. she's fine now but if i ever see that kid, i swear i'll kill him.

just get a car cover, it's not that big of a deal.