Jokes? Question is do you really want to see these?

[91HBSi]

This is one I heard from my Art IV teacher.

A Jew and a Chinese guy are pilots on this plane. There is silence through the whole flight. Finally the Jew says
"You know, I really don't like you Chinese people."
The Chinese guy disturbed and confused replies
"You no like Chinese? Why you no like Chinese?"
The Jew keeping control of the plane and looking ahead says
"cause you bombed Pearl Harbor."
Then the Chinese guy is insulted and says
"What?! Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbor. That was Japanese."
The Jew says
"Chinese, Japanese, Veitmanese.... it doesn't matter your all the same."
With that, there is silence again. Then the Chinese guy, after sitting there and pondering on the words that were exchanged says
"Well... I no like Jew!"
The Jew replied
"What? You don't like Jews? Why the heck don't you like Jews?"
The Chinese man then says
"Jews sank Titantic!"
Then the Jew gets a confused grin on his face and says
"What? You moron, Jews didn't sink the Titantic... an Iceberg did!" Then the Chinese guy replies
"Iceberg, Rosenburg, Isenburg.. NO MATTER ALL SAME!"

[tazdev]

so bloody corny its funny:sun:

[91HBSi]

Yeah, you know you liked it...