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09-15-2004, 10:23 PM
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Re: what has a cookie said to you?
Here I sit on this cloud of vapor...
Someone stole my toilet paper... I must not fuss, I must not linger... Lookout asshole, here comes my finger... Didn't find this in a fortune cookie, but I did read it on the bathroom stall's wall, in, that's right, you guessed it, Chinese food restaurant.
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09-16-2004, 01:27 AM
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Re: what has a cookie said to you?
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Or customer bathroom??
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09-16-2004, 09:58 AM
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Re: what has a cookie said to you?
There use to be a chineses restraunt here that gave out funny fortune cookies, like that " that wasnt chicken" one I remember some that said " Dinner's on us if you can guess what that really was" and "Man with lottory ticket is man with great fortune, see back for numbers" and " If you can read this, you need another beer" In the regular ones Ive had that damn " you will make a good lawyer" 7 times
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09-16-2004, 11:53 AM
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Re: Re: what has a cookie said to you?
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I wouldn't eat there again if it was on the Kitchen walls.
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09-16-2004, 02:28 PM
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There is a company that allows you to make your own sayings for parties etc.
I'll throw one and give these out instead.   TS out
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09-16-2004, 04:59 PM
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i just can't stop laughing at this. Classic!
