What Do You ALWAYS Laugh At in Movies?? (starskyhutch do it..do it etc)

[96TSi]

Originally Posted by Chavez408

Dude baseketball is one of the funniest movies ever!!


" get up bitch, your my new best friend!!"



" Oh yay! are we gonna go to the zoo?!?!?"


LMFAO!!!

"dude this is britney kiasers party and i really want to fuck her..::door opening:: oh hi mr. kiaser"

[-Davo]

Originally Posted by 96TSi

"dude this is britney kiasers party and i really want to fuck her..::door opening:: oh hi mr. kiaser"

old, but:
"ew, one of britney's mum pubic hairs!"
"oh, killer psyce out dude!"
"OH NO! ANOTHER ONE!"

hahahaha

[solaris=amazing]

LOL..

BTW I loved the new dawn of the dead.. I liked when that funny/selfish dude says "yeah let's draw straws and the unlucky bastard gets to run accross with a ham sandwich".. I think i said that right, it was hilarious.

I don't even wanna bring up Rushmore.. (max fisher) "Hey i like your uniform guy.. (other guy) "thanks, they are OR scrubs".. (max fisher) "OR They..

And Bill Murray is laughing and choking over his scotch.. BTW, murray is my all time favorite-such a dry humor.

[jon@af]

the movie Snatch is one of my personal favorites:

Turkish: We've lost Gorgeous George
Brick-Top: What do you mean you've "lost him"? It's not as if he's a set of fucking car keys now is he? And it's not as if he's in-con-fucking-spicuous now is he?

[96TSi]

Originally Posted by -Davo

old, but:
"ew, one of britney's mum pubic hairs!"
"oh, killer psyce out dude!"
"OH NO! ANOTHER ONE!"

hahahaha

i think just about every one liner in that movie is good

"How to speak San Fransican :: pulls down mans pants and shows ass:: ... vagina"

[Chavez408]

Originally Posted by 96TSi

"dude this is britney kiasers party and i really want to fuck her..::door opening:: oh hi mr. kiaser"

old, but:
"ew, one of britney's mum pubic hairs!"
"oh, killer psyce out dude!"
"OH NO! ANOTHER ONE!"

hahahaha

^^^ LMFAO!!! Im glad, im not the only one!! When their on the bar drinking while watching the jerry springer show.. taking shots everytime theres a fight! The lil kid drinking lmao That kid is hardcore!! Also when the lil guy is all flirting with the large women/men lmao the guy is awsome!

[-Josh-]

"I suggest yah fuck off mista while yah still got the legs tah carryah"

I love Snatch.

And when Bricktop gives a lesson on the meaning of Nemesis, great stuff.

[Ricochet]

I usually laugh at the things which aren't mainstream parts of the movie that everybody and their mom knows, i.e. the dog scene in mary..

There's a part in Underworld where that born-again vampire is still healing, and out of nowhere he does this quick, voilent twitch. I laughed my asshair off but nobody knew why. Guess I'm weird..

[Toksin]

Bacon : Harry didn't think that he did a very good job, so he grabbed the nearest thing to hand, which just so happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock, and proceeded to beat poor old Smithy to death with. And that was seen as a nice way to go. Now, that, is why you pay Hatchet Harry, when you owe.

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Tom : Rory Breaker?
Barfly Jack : Rory? Yeah I know Rory. He's not to be underestimated, you've got to look past the distinct facade. A few nights ago Rory's Roger iron rusted, so he has gone to the battle-cruiser to watch the end of a football game. Nobody is watching the custard so he has turned the channel over. A fat man's north opens and he wanders up and turns the Liza over. 'Now fuck off and watch it somewhere else.' Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls who are ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer. 'That's fucking it,' says the guy. 'That's fucking what' says Rory. Rory gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest and the man lit up like a leaking gas pipe. Rory, unfazed, turned back to watch his game. His team won too. Four-nil.

-Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrells

Fucking. Comedy. Gold.

[crayzayjay]

The Big Lebowski. That makes me laugh my fuckin ass off EVERY TIME.





Shut the fuck up Donny you're out of your element!!!

[KrNxRaCer00]

Originally Posted by crayzayjay

The Big Lebowski. That makes me laugh my fuckin ass off EVERY TIME.





Shut the fuck up Donny you're out of your element!!!

me an my friens all roll in that movie.

"i am the walrus..."
"dude...calmer than you are..."

an when he rolls outta the car w/ the uzi...pure comedy...

[crayzayjay]

Originally Posted by KrNxRaCer00

an when he rolls outta the car w/ the uzi...pure comedy...

"you didnt think i was rollin outa here naked!?"

[-Josh-]

Nobody fucks with the Jesus

[crayzayjay]

[damir831]

Umm, yeah...
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My stapler
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o face
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Peter: “What would you do if you had a million dollars?”
Lawrence: “I'll tell you what I'd do man... two chicks at the same time, man.”

Peter: “Shit, we should be so lucky. Do you know that they have conjugal visits there?”
Samir: “Really?”
Peter: “Yes.”
Michael: “Shit, I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months.”

Samir: “Mother-shitter! Son of a... ass! Oooh, I..., just... (thump, thump, thump)”