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[ZedEx]

Originally Posted by skylinegtr34NOS

fuk u samhan wel;l all leve if u dont lik us!!!!!!i agre wit him why don u treet us perrfessional!?!!?

If you want to be treated PROFESSIONALLY... Why not learn how to spell it first?

Also... Why would you want me to lick you?

-Wes

[rZ12]

Hahahahaha! Some of the users of this board.. Damn, just sheer class I tells ya.. I think this is why minimum driving age in Australia is 18..

[miverson332]

Now that was damn funny. I think you guys are allot of help. I used to pull up old threads that had good information just to keep it fresh. I wouldn't ask the same question again, but I would add a reply just to keep it fresh. This thread is 2 months old, but it is funny as hell, so let's keep it fresh. lol

[k3smostwanted]

it will be staying pretty fresh, hence the stickiness of the thread.

[psychopathicdude]

wow....looking back at this thread, I couldn't help but be amazed at the complete and utter destruction of our English language that is being perpetuated by this generation. I think I counted at least 20 or 30 "new words" that I didn't learn in school. They really need to release an updated and abridged dictionary so those of us with functional vocabularies can follow along. It's sad, really. Most newbies really are just asking for it. I say this not as slander, for I myself am currently of that status, but simply as stating a fact. I quote Broke as **** : "If we can't understand you, we can't help you." I felt like saying that a few times in a recent, short-lived job where I was thrust into the thankless position of Customer Service Representative. That's a rant for another post, though. As for the seasoned members, I'm curious.... Can parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme really help fix cars?


Keepin' it fresh.

~<>~

[DeleriousZ]

finally an educated newbie... you are very welcome here!

[Broke_as_****]

Originally Posted by psychopathicdude

Can parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme really help fix cars?

Perhaps as a fuel additative...parsley is rated a 130 octane you know...

[ZedEx]

Yes... Very much so. Glad too see a newbie who is composed about himself... Welcome to the PZC

And actually it can... Sage and Rosemary in your fuel system adds massive amounts of horsepower... With proper mods, such as a turbo system, nitrous, built internals, etc etc.

Otherwise the increase isnt really noticable

-Wes

[Oddpac87]

Ok..then...I'll post the newbie question in here....what does 2+2 mean??

[neogenesis]

You have two seats in the front and two seats in the back.

[DeleriousZ]

i wouldn't exactly call them 'seats' in the back... more of storage space... if you're anywhere over 4' tall, you're screwed if there's 2 of you back there... very little leg room!

[psychopathicdude]

I'm glad to see the seasoning joke well received by all. I'm sure some people didn't get it, but that's okay, it wasn't for them.

[talonlover]

I'm not real new to the site but I am to this forum. This is some funny stuff!

[karkrazy1]

I know a newbie who was trashing on import cars and he got banned without any warnings or anything. Why? He only had about 5 posts.

[DeleriousZ]

bringing lip and attitude on your first posts isn't the smartest thing to do... it just proves you're going to be an ass, so the moderators usually take it upon themselves to weed out the morons as early as possible... think of it as natural selection