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Old 09-05-2004, 05:30 PM
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If you tie a matress to the back of a car for the purpose of road surfing and drive it without anyone weighing down the matress, the matress will become airborne like a kite and periodically dive to destroy mailboxes and garbage cans on garbage day, sending garbage all over someones lawn and resulting in a high speed chase between a 323 with a matress tied to the back and a late 90's Camaro. Just a warning.
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Re: Close call...

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If you tie a matress to the back of a car for the purpose of road surfing and drive it without anyone weighing down the matress, the matress will become airborne like a kite and periodically dive to destroy mailboxes and garbage cans on garbage day, sending garbage all over someones lawn and resulting in a high speed chase between a 323 with a matress tied to the back and a late 90's Camaro. Just a warning.
How would the matress get airborn? And if the road grinds down it to the metal, wouldn't all the sparks set the matress on fire??
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The matress will fly like a kite...try it. And no, the matress does not catch on fire.
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The matress will fly like a kite...try it. And no, the matress does not catch on fire.
But the Camaro might....
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