Children Free Restaurants

[bumpinneon]

Originally Posted by twospirits

I say, just like they have non-smoking sections they should also have non-kids sections.

that would be nice since around here they passed a law saying no smoking in public buildings.

[taranaki]

I'm all in favour of restaurants that have a 'no minors after 8pm' policy. Right now,I'm looking for a place to celebrate my 18th wedding anniversary,but have yet to find a restaurant that prohibits nagging wives.

[zebrathree]

Whos taking a 35 hour flight to NZ?

You're being ripped off

[Sean]

I ment round trip. Sorry if I didn't make that clear.

[zebrathree]

You coming down? It's a bit bloody cold for holidaying right now!

[Karen512]

Originally Posted by Suislide

you think that's bad?
i WORK in a restaurant.
yeah.

yeah, i work at a Chili's. Lots of kids come in there
I groan everytime I have a table with kids.
My son is still little so he sleeps most of the time we go out to eat, but when he's older, I'll be damned if he screams and runs around.
Fuck that.
Those kids that are running around the restaurants are gonna end up in jail anyway when they are older.
Parents have to understand they have to teach their children manners when they are young otherwise their bad behavior will only get worse.

my

[jcsaleen]

All of this is soo funny and gives me so many Ideas.

I like this 1 "Is this yours" lol

[Raz_Kaz]

Try this one....

When the kid runs around screaming for attention. Get up, walk over to the kid and slap the fuck outta him. Then proceed to hand over the kid to the owners (parents) and quietly, calmly repeat one of the following
1."First time it's the kid, next time I'm coming after the roots"
2."Now I didnt want to have to do that, but he brought it onto himself. Now dont make me have to do it again"
3."You're next punk!"

[jcsaleen]

LOL! That was sick Ill keep those lines in mine. I like the 1 where th kid was on the plane and is like you want to play outside and the mother looks at him.

[twospirits]

Thats fine and dandy if you visit a restuarant of little people, where everone is smaller than you, but if they are bigger than you I doubt you will do that. Besides, hitting (someone elses ) kid is not the answer. Usually a good yell to either the kid or parents should be fine enough.

Btw I revised my original idea to, "buy them a chocolate sundae for desert and sprinkle exlax slivers on top."

[jcsaleen]

Its not hitting it picking up the thing and removing it from the premisis.

[Raz_Kaz]

Wel then putting into a different situation where the parent is bigger than you.

Proceed with the following, attemp to give the child drugs/alcohol and then simply call in the police to arrest the parents for neglect. In extreme cases you might even be able to secure the child in a foster home where they will learn a little thing called respect. And as a bonus, parents might even have to take parenting classes

[jcsaleen]

HAHA thats such a good Idea.

[taranaki]

Raz, perhaps when you have kids of your own ,you will know better.If anyone tried either of the stupid ideas that you have put forward on my kids,they'd get their teeth handed to them in a plastic bag.If you are incsapable of sharing public places with other people,stay at home.

[Raz_Kaz]

Kids of my own? I practically raised my younger brothers, sister and cousins. I joke around with that stuff, if you actually take the past post as something serious then thats your problem. Some of us liek to joke around to ease the stress.

I actually dont mind noisy kids all that much, I have lots of patience, growing up in a huge family with many younger siblings and relatives, you pick up that trait.