*Whats the WORST LIE you heard about someones car??

[tman]

YOU'RE WRONG!!!!!



Seriously, this dude with a 71 Ford F-100, with an added in 351 windsor V8, kept dogging my Buick Park Avenue Ultra, so I said we'll race. I'll tell you, I've beaten V6 accords faster than his truck, funny how he no longer says anything about cars to me anymore.

[CamaroSSBoy346]

Me: I wanna get a 75mm Throttle body eventually
Dad: Your car doesnt have a throttle body
Me: Huh?

some kid on another site claims his parents won the lotto and he got an Enzo.

guy claiming that the wax on his Camaro makes the cops radar gun laser bounce off of it. -> http://www.dismalvoid.com/files/iroc_idiot.mp3

This..one..well..-> http://www.acura-cl.com/forums/showthread.php?t=148393

[lakerfan1784]

lets see here... someone I work with has a 95 cutlass ciera, with NOS stickers on the bumpers, and spinner hubcaps. He tells me that the spinners reduce drag..

He also tells me that his car has a 3.4 DOHC in it... big fat lie, cutlass SUPREME was available with that engine, not CIERA. I told him that, and he got all pissed and said that it sounds like one, just because of the tin can sound the exhaust makes Opened the hood, and surely is does not say 3.4 DOHC on the front cam cover... what a moron, eh?

[Multikillionaire]

Neighbor of mine explained to us that 1 litre is 100hp,
he thinks his intrepid has 350hp!! And that a mustang 5.0 has
500hp!!. Same kid who told me his dad used to own that 94
boss SVT 10l, but he had to sell it because it was a gas hog, LOL!!!

[integra818]

Where do we start...

"Whoever says they did more than 120 MPH on a freeway is full of shit, no one can control a car going that fast"-I'll let this one slide...he was high

"turbos are unreliable"
"V8s are unreliable"
"vtec is for saving gas"
"Torque is more important than HP"
"my 91 mustang will beat your integra, think about it...it's a mustang...it burns out in reverse! (his 91 mustang was a piece of shit 4 cyl)"
"RWD will always handle better than FWD"
"Adding weight to the rear of a FWD maked it handle better because it makes the car more balanced"
"HONDA CAN NEVER MAKE A V8"

[Maserati_chic]

one guy told me that my shamal use the same Chassis as fiat Bravo

[boingo82]

Me: I am looking for an Infiniti G20, 1994-1996, preferably black, white, or silver, preferably stick. I'll spend up to $10k.
Salesman: Uhh, why you want a G20? That's just an overpriced Sentra. What YOU want is one of these new Altimas...
I just walked off.

[zebrathree]

"Hondas are cool."

[KatWoman]

Neons are reliable

[Moppie]

Originally Posted by boingo82

That's just an overpriced Sentra. What YOU want is one of these new Altimas...

pssst, you know he's right dont you?

[-Davo]

"I spent over 3k on the stereo"

....I'm sure you did.

[pikkagtr]

there is a guy on cardomain claiming he's got an NSX on 36psi and running 9.3 1/4 mile with " comptech engine mods" and strengthened TCS

[-Davo]

haha.

Why do so many people with shite cars keep lieing to make the cars look better than they really are?

I guess I just answered my own question.

[KustmAce]

Guy at the light: Dude, what you got in there? Why does it sound like that?

Me: Chevy small block 350

Guy at the light: Really? How'd that fit?

Me: We had to shoe horn it, it was a tight fit.

Guy at the light: Sweet dude.

(I have a Cavalier with a dump valve for all who dont get why that is funny)

[SiGNAL748]

Originally Posted by CamaroSSBoy346

http://www.dismalvoid.com/files/iroc_idiot.mp3