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#16
01-04-2004, 09:53 PM
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Re: What not to say to a cop when you get pulled over.
you forgot: say the alphabet backwards? i cant do that WHEN im sober.....
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01-04-2004, 11:20 PM
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Re: What not to say to a cop when you get pulled over.
Officer: "Your eyes are red, have you been drinking?"
Lawbreaker:" Your eyes are glazed...have you been eating donuts?" Officer: Where ya goin? lawbreaker: my wifes house officer: where you comin from? lawbreaker: YOUR wifes house |
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01-15-2004, 12:33 PM
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Re: What not to say to a cop when you get pulled over.
Hey officer,how's your wife's arm?
She fell out of bed last night!
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01-27-2004, 06:00 PM
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Re: What not to say to a cop when you get pulled over.
guy 1:you guys shut up back there or you wont get any crack to trade those hookers for sex
guy in trunk:think clear if they see all the empty beer cans back here thele probably arest you and get you on that rape charge they have on you
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04-17-2004, 11:53 PM
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Re: What not to say to a cop when you get pulled over.
How are you doing today officer fucktard.
Could you hurry this up please? This coke isn't gonna deliever itself. Hey I know you! There was a picture of you next to the bed of this broad i just knocked up.
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04-18-2004, 09:33 PM
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Re: What not to say to a cop when you get pulled over.
Quote:
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04-23-2004, 03:12 AM
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It's not what you say to the cop. When a cop comes up to your window, try to grab his gun..... they love that.
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04-23-2004, 03:21 AM
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Re: What not to say to a cop when you get pulled over.
Start fumbling around asking "dude were did I put that bag of coke."
"Officer could you please help me find my bag of coke, I need to hide it from you." "Could you wear my beer helmet while I am looking too; its kinda heavy I have 22 Ozers in there."
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05-13-2004, 04:09 AM
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Re: What not to say to a cop when you get pulled over.
"The white powder on my nose is from a sugar donut. Yep a big eightball of sugar donuts."
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