Hello darlings, heres some Forum rules.

[taranaki]

Originally posted by Setanta
"Aussies". You could at least spell it right when you're insulting us

baaa

that's Cap'n Moppie you are talking to,Aussie sproglet!So what if he can't spell for shit...he's got a brain the size of a planet and dont you forget it!

(you can send me the cheque now thanks Cap'n)

[Setanta]

Were you on your knees when you wrote that? :finger:

[taranaki]

Originally posted by Setanta
Were you on your knees when you wrote that? :finger:

no..that's an Aussie trick,they're to stupid to catch a sheep..:finger: :finger: :finger:

[Setanta]

muahahaha... good call

[Spunkymonkey]

We only use sheep for wool....nothing else

[Setanta]

Ummm....food maybe?

I was going to say we eat sheep, but that would just get the Kiwis fantisising :finger: :finger:

[Moppie]

[Oz]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I understand why you're divorced now Pete!!! Bahahahahahahahaha.:frog:

[Setanta]

This response is reserved until I can photochop something up

[Oz]

Waiting with baited breath...:smoker2:

[Setanta]

Go brush your teeth then

[Spunkymonkey]

I don't like eating lamb....it smells :apuke:

[Setanta]

Yeah, not my thing either.

Couldn't find anything except this... so I guess my response would be "at least aussies take their sheep out on a date first"

[Setanta]

but I did find this:

Give us smaller condoms: NZ
February 28 2002

New Zealanders wanting to buy government-subsidised condoms have a problem: there are not enough small ones.

"Literally, one size does not fit all," said Dr Peter Moodie, medical director for Pharmac, the government agency which manages New Zealand's pharmaceutical subsidies schedule.

He said Pharmac would call for proposals from pharmaceutical companies about the range of condoms they could supply. This followed consultations with sexual health practitioners who criticised the tendering process because only "standard condoms" ended up being available.

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/20...704967117.html

:finger:

[Moppie]

I would like to draw everyones attention to the above pic of a sheep on a bike.

You will all notice the terrian around the bike is most often found in the out back of Australia, and will never be seen in NZ.
The bright red earth being the biggest giveaway.

So it looks like Aussie's really do have drive in movies in the out back.
Must be playing debie does the sheep dip. :silly2:



And as for needing smaller condoms? well we all know that NZ has a large underground population of Australian migrants, who clearly are feeling like they have been given the short straw. :finger:



NOW STOP WHORING MY THREAD!




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