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Re: The "General Public" and their crap photos.

Come on, what do you expect? The masses are asses. You want good photos? Take them yourself!
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You have completely the wrong attitude!

Think of the public as job security.

If everyone was such a whiz-bang photo professional, they wouldn't need you!!!
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Re: The "General Public" and their crap photos.

Good point MagicRat! Thank you.
2stroke: The thing I object to is that as soon as I process these photos, my name is attached to them, and I am henceforth held liable for their quality when reproduced in the paper.
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Re: The "General Public" and their crap photos.

boingo82...I would hate to see you get angry...lol...
I want to throw all my pictures away just at the mere thought of being one of those losers you described...ever thought about teaching photography?

I'm not worthy!!!
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thus the need for an imaginary assistant...
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boingo82...I would hate to see you get angry...lol...
I want to throw all my pictures away just at the mere thought of being one of those losers you described...ever thought about teaching photography?

I'm not worthy!!!
I'm not actually a photographer. Professionally, I just edit existing photos. I used to do wedding albums also.

If you are shooting with a digital camera, the best advice I have is take LOTS of pics. They are FREE, so take as many as you can, with flash, without flash, into the light, away from the light, etc. It's hard to know what will work until they're taken.

When I did the wedding albums, the photographer would give me about 1500-2500 images total, 1-3 DVDs worth. This is for a 28 pg 8x10 album, mind you. This is because people blink, make weird expressions, move funny, etc., and you really have to take a lot to make SURE you get some that are perfect.

The other nice thing about taking tons of pics is sometimes you capture something as it happens, something you wouldn't have had time to get the camera out for.
Example? Here's a *yawn* for you.
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I admire your work. I don't have paitence for it. Keep it up!
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journalism,...damien should take notes
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Is that Kiwi slang? Don't know what it means, but it sounds bad.
David has a problem with keeping his nipples covered. NEVER go on cam with him. He's always lifting up his shirt or simply not wearing a shirt. Most disturbing thing EVER
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Liar.













































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*Puke*
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Re: The "General Public" and their crap photos.

holy shat, i know who that girl in the 3rd pic is.
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Re: The "General Public" and their crap photos.

Em - that yawn photo LOVE IT
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Re: The "General Public" and their crap photos.

Thanks Oz.

I've decided I'm not too concerned about what Tosk does with HIS nips, as long as he leaves mine be!!
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Sadly, an update. This was the worst from this week.

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