Pick Up Techniques

[Toksin]

Originally Posted by Hyatus

wow, u got numbers. What are u in highschool. Let me know when u get laid by one of them, and then ill begin to compare myself to u.

BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA

Comedy bronze.

Who died and gave you an ego injection?


I use naki's method myself. "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[-Davo]

that's cheating! You don't have to do any talking!

[matada]

meh

I am white, live in Japan and speak Japanese. Pickup lines are overrated. You just have to be here and make eye contact if that is what you want.

Confidence is the first thing women notice. If you carry yourself well, you can be smaller or not as good looking, but you will still hook up.

Of course, it probably wouldn't hurt to look like Tom Cruise either. Maybe I can sell my car for a face lift?

[Jimster]

Originally Posted by matada

meh

I am white, live in Japan and speak Japanese. Pickup lines are overrated. You just have to be here and make eye contact if that is what you want.

Confidence is the first thing women notice. If you carry yourself well, you can be smaller or not as good looking, but you will still hook up.

Of course, it probably wouldn't hurt to look like Tom Cruise either. Maybe I can sell my car for a face lift?

Nah, a boob job would have more comic value

[Soyo]

this is startubg to remind me of another thread lol

[crayzayjay]

Originally Posted by Oz

Please share...

Telephone numbers? pshhhhh.....

I had two chicks all over me on Friday night. One was a friend's girlfriend's friend (phew), pretty cute, has a boyfriend but hey, who can resist my charms?

The second was some random chick who literally jumped and threw her arms around me on me the dancefloor. What can i say, i have that effect on women...




and errr yeah.... i didnt do anything with either of them, had to beat both of them off... girlfriend... damn my conscience





/quietly leaves thread

[Moppie]

Originally Posted by matada

Confidence is the first thing women notice. If you carry yourself well, you can be smaller or not as good looking, but you will still hook up.

It works for me!

[zebrathree]

You sang the song, didn't you Jay?

[crayzayjay]

Dammit, my secret's out


You never close your eyes anymore...

[Partizan]

They lost that loving feeling?

[RSX-S777]

And remember...if all else fails, offer to stir her drink with your meat. BUT BE SMOOTH ABOUT IT!

[Oz]

Originally Posted by RSX-S777

And remember...if all else fails, offer to stir her drink with your meat. BUT BE SMOOTH ABOUT IT!

Rohypnol

[RSX-S777]

Originally Posted by Oz

Rohypnol

GHB and Coke for my lady friend...

[ci5ic]

One night, after work, I got to the bar at about 1:15am... Last call would be at 1:30, and they close at 2. I knew that I would want more than one beer, but wouldn't finish the first one by last call, and service was slow, so I ordered 2 pints.

I sat at the bar by myself, looking through a local rag, one of the beers was in front of me as I drank it, and I set the other off to the side (in front of the empty seat next to me). I kept checking my watch to see how long I had left to drink, and looking around, checking the front door to see if anyone I knew was wandering in, and after a while, these 2 girls approached me and were very friendly and wanted to know my name and whatnot. They were both very very attractive, thus, I was a bit startled that they had come up and started chatting with me out of the blue.

So, I sat and talked to them for about 20 minutes, and it was obvious that one of the girls was trying to get me together with the other girl... Weird situation. Finally, after a while, one said "so, it looks like you got stood up, are you okay?".

It turned out that since I had the empty beer next to me (and I kept checking my watch and looking towards the front door), they thought that I was waiting for a girl who no-showed on me, and they felt a bit sorry for me and decided to come over and cheer me up. They certainly cheered me up, and we all had a laugh about the mix-up, but they both gave me their numbers anyways. I never called them (since I've got a girlfriend), but it was a great ending to a rough day.

Got me thinking though... go to the bar, order two drinks, set one in front of an empty seat, and then sit and drink the other periodically checking your watch and the front door... Maybe some beautiful woman will take pitty on you and introduce herself LOL.

[Oz]