Which Office Moron Are You?

[lostprophets]

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[-GS-]

[lostprophets]

AHHHH he's gonna shoot me

[pickle]

Originally Posted by psychobadboy

That looks like Z3 kinda cept for the fact Z3 doesn't look old enough to grow facial hair. Love you Rhys

[Oz]

Originally Posted by pickle

That looks like Z3 kinda cept for the fact Z3 doesn't look old enough to grow facial hair. Love you Rhys

I've seen his pic.

[Howielong]

Stop crying, little one. You're the disarmingly young temp.

You had to get some kind of job when you left school, and nobody's willing to pick up a fresh-faced graduate and give them an amazing job. Not unless they're some kind of genius, anyway, and even then it's unlikely because geniuses make people uneasy. Clever people do not fit in offices.

So you're a temp. Working from short contract to short contract, dodging your officemates' condascending glances, you hope one day to have a real job. Until then, the fact that you look about twelve makes you an easy target both for tea-making duties and the perverted old boss.






Darn

[TuRbO_$kY|iN£]

im an IT manager lol

[zebrathree]

I know where you live Fi.

In fact, I'm downloading the aerial photos as we speak.

[pickle]

If you're coming to hunt me down, I'll be gone for a week so come after next Friday and bring chocolate.

[zebrathree]

Alright, no worries. Any paticular time?

[pickle]

Depends what day cause of work ya know.

[zebrathree]

Right.

Well I'll just hide out in your undie draw until you come home.

Unless....YOU DON'T HAVE UNDERWEAR!

[jcz1987]

Congratulations, fool! You're the incompetent egotist.

Every office has one. You stride in on your first day with no useful skills, an inane smile on your face, and plans for a variety of team-building exercises, meetings, extra-curricular activities and staff days out, all designed to win you favour with the boss.

The problem is, everyone else hates you. You're loud, you're arrogant, you're dumber than management, and you insist on wearing really loud shirts to make yourself seem interesting. Even the IT manager is more socially aware - and the depressing thing is, you'll probably run the company in ten years.

If you don't get a pickaxe through your head first.

[Shortbus]

This is so not me... but the internet said so.

Which Office Moron Are You?
You've been here since the dawn of time itself, old timer, and you've been biding your time with your eye on the boss's job.

You deserved to have a promotion. You've been here longer than anyone else. Your fingers have become craggy, and you see Excel spreadsheets when you go to sleep at night. More than half your life has been spent at budget meetings, advertising liason sessions, team-building seminars and pub lunches with people you hate. Yet for some reason you've been passed over every time in favour of younger, less competent workers.

No more. You're at the end of your tether. Where's your gold watch? Where's your acknowledgement? Your raises? When does your time come around?

Your time is now, hombre.

[pickle]

Originally Posted by zebrathree

Right.

Well I'll just hide out in your undie draw until you come home.

Unless....YOU DON'T HAVE UNDERWEAR!

I'm telling Gav, you creepy bastard